....best one gets 10 points
2006-06-08 08:19:19 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
why did the big rope yell at the little rope?
because it was knotty (naughty)!!!!
what color is noisy?
YELL-OW!!
what's the biggest pencil in the world?
Pennsylvania!!!!
what do you get when you pour hot water over an angry rabbit?
a hot-cross-bun!!!
what do you get when you put two banana peels on he floor?
a pair of slippers!!!!
I think this is enough.
2006-06-08 09:00:14 · answer #1 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9 (7 ate 9)
2006-06-08 15:23:10 · answer #2 · answered by Besmirched Tea 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A prisoner decides to break out of jail so he begins to make a tunnel. The prisoner begins tunneling and, after many days, finally decides that he is far enough away that he can begin to go up to break free from the tunnel. Upon breaking free from the tunnel, he realizes he is in the middle of a playground. Feeling that he has finally found freedom he yells "I'M FREE, I'M FREE". A little boy walks up to him while he is yelling this and says, "Big deal, I'm four" hehehe
2006-06-08 16:18:18 · answer #3 · answered by lovethosebosox 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q:Why do flamingoes stand on one leg?
A:Because if they didn't stand on any, they would fall over.
Q:What is the most slippery country? A: Greece
One day there was a girl who found a genie's lamp. It was dirty so she rubbed it! The genie came out and said You have 3 wishes but for every wish you make, your worst enemy gets double of that. The girl wished for 1 billion dollars. The genie said, "Your worst enemy gets 2 billion dollars." Then the girl wished for a great grand house. The genie said, " Your worst enemy gets 2 great grand houses! You have one more wish now choose wisely!" The girl said, "Wait let me walk around and think about it." Ok said the Genie. When the girl came back, she wished that the Genie would scare her half to death. Ok said the Genie I shall scare your worst enemy whole to death. And he did! (the enemy died because he got scared to death) LOL!
2006-06-08 15:36:42 · answer #4 · answered by Ken ♣ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, here's one.....you're the best joke of all and u ARE a child, u filthy, snot-nosed, little punk douchebag. try flushing your ugly mug in the toilet another 1000 times and see if it gets rid of some of your nasty-azzzzzzzzz mug, u maggot.
2006-06-10 01:08:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the skeleton cross the road *to get to the body shop lol
2006-06-08 15:24:05 · answer #6 · answered by nena_fresa92@sbcglobal.net 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what time is it when the clock strikes 13???
---time to get the clock repaired.!!!
what did the mama ghost tell the baby ghost?
SPOOK when your SPOOKEN to!
thats all i can remeber
good day
2006-06-08 15:31:38 · answer #7 · answered by Bluepolka 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What nationality are you when you're in the bathroom?
European
(ur a peein)
Kids love it!
2006-06-08 15:31:00 · answer #8 · answered by keri gee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little "boogie" in it.
2006-06-08 15:23:44 · answer #9 · answered by DZlady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wheres a cows fav place to go..... to the moooovies
2006-06-08 16:34:03 · answer #10 · answered by bball_plyr_11 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋