2006-06-08 08:07:05 · 9 answers · asked by ? 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
hey, you sound like pervey pirate. is that you pervey.
when david was on the roof and saw the girl he couldn't control his goliath. boy was he resurrecting.so he sent her husband to the front lines to die.
does that make brother david a just king?
did i get it right? you are pervey aren't you?
2006-06-08 14:20:50 · answer #1 · answered by Stuie 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Well, considering he ended up shagging Bathsheba and getting her pregnant, I'd say his "Goliath" got a bit out of control. :o)
Btw, what's with the "Jesus wept" thing? Is he crying because his willy is too small?
2006-06-08 15:13:01 · answer #2 · answered by Antique Silver Buttons 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Davis was a shepherd that became king. He killed Golaith with the slighshot.
Was who resurrectin?
Yes, Jesus wept. And I am certain that he wept more time than was recorded.
2006-06-08 15:12:23 · answer #3 · answered by kimberley_a_mobley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no he wasn't resurrecting he was erecting. and if he new how to control his goliath he wouldn't of had old whats his name killed.
2006-06-08 15:11:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God likes to inspire people to wage war against each other. Millions die. Jesus should weep.
2006-06-08 15:10:44 · answer #5 · answered by WWJB 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That shall not be dignified by an answer.
2006-06-08 15:12:43 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God bless you, I hope that you will find the answers that you seek.
2006-06-08 16:08:48 · answer #7 · answered by proudmatriarch 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What are you talking about again?
2006-06-08 15:09:49 · answer #8 · answered by ac28 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard he was stoned.
2006-06-08 15:17:29 · answer #9 · answered by Dix a Dublin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋