2006-06-08 07:08:44 · 12 answers · asked by emcadam222 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one has to leave, otherwise they are all going to fall. They were not able to name that person, until the woman held a very touching speech.
She said that she will voluntarily let go of the rope, because as a woman she is used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, or for men in general, without ever getting anything in return.
As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping their hands.......
2006-06-08 07:37:29 · answer #1 · answered by Mimi 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about the guy that drowned in a bowl of muesli?
He got pulled under by a strong currant.
Hahaha. I like that joke!
2006-06-08 07:12:10 · answer #2 · answered by snowpatrol161 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why was the man writing the exam near the door?? bcoz it was an entrance exam.
Ban's son:dad there is some one on the door 2 collect donations for a swimming pool. Ban: give him a glass of water.
San:I am a proud man, my son is in medical college. Ban: really what is he studying? san: he is not studying they r studying him.
2006-06-08 07:13:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A husband and wife were driving down a country road after a quarrel. They slowly passed a farm with pigs and donkeys.
"Relatives of yours?" the wife snorted.
"Yep," he replied as his hands gripped tighter on the steering wheel.
"Inlaws."
2006-06-08 07:12:29 · answer #4 · answered by Judy Kick80 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A girl was in a barber shop with her dad.
When they were cutting her dads hair, she was next to her dad eating a twinkie.
The barber said"Honey, you are gonna get hair all over your twinkie."
and the girl said "I know, im gonna get boobs too!"
2006-06-08 09:11:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have an e-book full of jokes if you want....lol
2006-06-08 07:11:11 · answer #6 · answered by Eternity 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 Really Funny Dumb Blonde Joke:
3 guys work as window washers. They are up on the 20th story of a building eating lunch.
The Mexican Guy says: Burritos again! If my wife packs me Burritos one more time I will throw myself off the building!
The Irish guy says: Cabbage again! if my wife gives me cabbage one more time I will throw myself off the building!
The blonde guy says: Man! Pb & J again! If my wife packs me a PB & J sandwhich one more time I'll throw myself off the building.
The next day, they open their lunches. The Mexican guy gets burritos, the irish guy gets cabbage, and the blonde guy gets P B & J. They all jump off the building & die.
THe next day at their funeral,
the Mexican guy's wife says, "Oh if i had only known I would've packed him something different"
The Irish guy's wife says " Oh if I had only known! I would've packed him some thing different!"
The blondeguy's wife (who's a brunett) says "HEy........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... Don't look at me..........................He packed his own lunch.
2006-06-08 07:17:33 · answer #7 · answered by morning glory 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no sorry am tired now but try this one.Soooooooo F**kin' crazy.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mQG7keWGuM&search=lion%20sleep%20tonight
2006-06-08 07:11:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't have that kind of time
2006-06-08 08:50:40 · answer #9 · answered by sparklingsapphireeyes 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u are cool..........hahahahahahahaha.......loser u love yo mommy.
2006-06-08 07:11:15 · answer #10 · answered by snoop diza 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋