Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ahmed : I want 2 b a pilot.
James : I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
Asif : I want 2 help Deepa.
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Exams:
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1,Too Many Questions.
2,Difficult to Understand.
3,More Explanation is Needed.
4,Result is always FAIL!
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Liar:
A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, “Dad, why do u keep telling people u’re dying of AIDS?”
Answer: “So when I’m dead no one will dare touch ur mom
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Delivered:
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, “DELIVERED”.
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Three Feelings:
What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant.
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The Equation:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 Bloody marriage has 777777777777 problems.
So beware of glance!
2006-06-08 07:01:24 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats was funny it made my day better thank you!!! i rate it 10 out of 10 stars
2006-06-08 08:11:05 · answer #1 · answered by Soccer rox! 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I like the "3 feelings" one best. The first two are also funny.
2006-06-08 14:21:39 · answer #2 · answered by thunderpigeon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank u for the laugh i needed it ,i think your very funny u have a grate sence of hummer. for the jokes i rate them a 9 out of10
2006-06-08 14:21:37 · answer #3 · answered by redneack_butterfly_18 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank those were so funny i needed a laugh once again thank you for putting a smile on my face
2006-06-08 14:32:39 · answer #4 · answered by Dreamer 02 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like the one about the AIDS i give it a 10 hahahaha smart.
2006-06-08 14:07:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really liked those. Thanks. Have a nice day! Very funny. 10 out of 10!
2006-06-08 15:49:27 · answer #6 · answered by Rannezearshae 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some are hilarious, some are dumb. overall, i give a 7.
2006-06-08 16:58:56 · answer #7 · answered by ssig1e 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was really big lol funny especialy exams and aids i give it an off the scale damn good rating..........lol.....still laughing
2006-06-08 14:20:36 · answer #8 · answered by cookiesmdh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those are great love em all i had a good laugh thank you sir
2006-06-08 14:06:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2006-06-08 14:05:23 · answer #10 · answered by elissa101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋