Maria is a devout Catholic. (No condoms for her!) She gets married and has 17 children...and then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later...and has 22 children by her second husband. She dies.
At her wake, the priest looks tenderly at Maria as she lies in her coffin, looks up to the heavens, and says, "At last...they're finally together." A man standing next to him asks, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean her and her FIRST husband, or her and her SECOND husband?"
"No," the priest says politely, "I mean her LEGS."
2006-06-08 06:21:48 · 17 answers · asked by D23 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-06-08 06:36:26 · answer #1 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's sad...because it's unfair that catholics don't allow birth control.
There's nothing wrong with having sex with your husband...obviously this Maria was a very fertile woman, why is the priest making it out to be a bad thing?
Ok...who am I kidding....it's funny! :)
2006-06-08 13:29:29 · answer #2 · answered by Smiley Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahaha! Thats hilarious! Hahahahaha!
2006-06-08 13:25:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was sooooooooooo funny! Good one
2006-06-08 13:29:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. Good one.
2006-06-08 13:24:46 · answer #5 · answered by mortician 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha that is a good one
2006-06-08 13:36:07 · answer #6 · answered by Julie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww I feel so dumb. Every1's laughin, but I don't get it! waa!
2006-06-15 09:25:55 · answer #7 · answered by Jenny M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol reminds me of some girls i know
2006-06-08 13:41:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats halarious!
2006-06-08 13:24:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was cute
2006-06-08 13:24:57 · answer #10 · answered by ♪♫♪Ginny♪♫♪ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋