Here is one
two dead soldiers, back to back,
faced each other, pulled out a sword and shot each other,
two deaf police men, heard the noise, came and arrested the two dead boys.
if you don't believe my story is true,
ask the blind man,
for he saw it to.
2006-06-08 06:18:14 · 7 answers · asked by maxine 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok this blond walks into a best buy and theres a sign that says no blonds so she colors her hair black because theres 90% off some of the new stuff there.........she walks in and asks how much is this tv? the man at the desk say ur a blond so plz lev now.......so she gose colors her hair brown and gose asks a different person and she says how much is this tv? and that person knows that she was a blone too and asked her to lev once more............she thinks to herself and she thought that thy remembered wat she looked like so she colors her hair red and makes herself look like a rocker but comes bake the next day and asks someone different how much is that tv overthere and he says ur a blond plz lev as he walks her out she stops and asks him how do u know im a blond? and he says thats not a tv its a microwave.............
2006-06-08 06:24:41 · answer #1 · answered by andre g 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You lost me at the 3rd line, I don't know many jokes but i'll give u one.
(talking to each other)
John: Hey what's Juan doing?
Tim: I don't know, I think he finally figured himself out.
John:Well i guess it takes JUAN to know JUAN!
John: LOL!
HEY GO HERE THIS SONG IS FUNNYY!
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
hope you laugh a lot!
hope this helps
~Moneydudeguy~
2006-06-12 02:56:05 · answer #2 · answered by Jeremy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A boy to a girl- I can't marry with u bcoz my family is refuse
.
Girl - who refuse in your family?
Boy- My wife & children.
2006-06-08 06:30:57 · answer #3 · answered by hero 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoa that is weird. I was like huh? the whole time I read it.
2006-06-08 06:21:55 · answer #4 · answered by otexasgirlo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats weird but kool
2006-06-08 06:22:52 · answer #5 · answered by the crazyness 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2006-06-08 06:23:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny
2006-06-08 06:29:44 · answer #7 · answered by Asterisk_Love♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋