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The first one to have a nervous breakdown looses.

2006-06-08 05:09:28 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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Sounds funny. Wanna teach me?




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2006-06-08 06:09:46 · answer #1 · answered by LiN 6 · 0 0

Or perhaps the first one to have a nervous breakdown wins! After all, think of all the good pills they'd get!

2006-06-08 13:16:54 · answer #2 · answered by legallyblond2day 5 · 0 0

Most of the psychologists/psychiatrists I've known were drawn to the profession because they had emotional problems they felt were solved by analysis.

A lot of them seem to get a kick out of using psychobabble to put their opinions across as fact; I'd say that counts as playing mind games, though I suspect they don't see it that way.

2006-06-22 04:09:55 · answer #3 · answered by lee m 5 · 0 0

Candyland, Monopoly and Psycholand.

2006-06-08 16:32:09 · answer #4 · answered by Fantasy Girl 3 · 0 0

No they dont. They can play with only those who dont have minds. 'coz its always easier to play foul with dumbs

2006-06-20 09:37:37 · answer #5 · answered by wittyman 2 · 0 0

That would make a great reality show!

I sure wouldn't want to date one, she'd have me all figured out. hmmm. maybe that's happened already and I just don't realize it....

2006-06-08 12:38:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Lets analyze your question.So why did you hate your mother as a child?

2006-06-21 05:01:01 · answer #7 · answered by Professor Riddle 5 · 0 0

that is soo cool! they should make that into a sport! it would be great to watch, i'd laugh like crazy!

2006-06-22 10:56:08 · answer #8 · answered by Lyka 3 · 0 0

That would be impossible. Neither would want to pay the other's "fee".

2006-06-18 01:55:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Only if they both have good insurance.

2006-06-18 14:58:56 · answer #10 · answered by simplyme712000 2 · 0 0

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