Joe took his blind date to the carnival. He said, "What would you like to do first, Kim?" "I wanna get weighed," she replied. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize, Teddy Bear.
Next, they went on the Ferris Wheel. When the ride was over, Joe asked again what she wanted to do. "I want to get weighed," she said.
They went back to the weight guesser and having been there before, he correctly guessed her weight and Joe lost his dollar.
Joe asked where to next and Kim said, "I just wanna get weighed." Joe figured she must be weird so he took her home early and dropped her off with a handshake at the door.
Kim's roommate Laura asked about the date. "How'd it go?"
Kim said, "Oh Waura, it went weery wousy!"
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2006-06-08 05:03:35 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha! That's hilarious! Poor girl with the lisp!
2006-06-08 06:01:04 · answer #1 · answered by otexasgirlo 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha Ha.
2006-06-08 06:23:43 · answer #2 · answered by Asterisk_Love♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that was good..it took me a little to get it, but im really slow lol
2006-06-08 05:35:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh?
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2006-06-08 06:12:25 · answer #4 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that took me a while... lol
2006-06-08 06:19:23 · answer #5 · answered by Nate ! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thought that she couldnt pronounce her l's.
2006-06-08 05:13:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋