2006-06-08 04:56:32 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Can being Intelligent stop you from asking stupid questions like this one ?
2006-06-18 23:30:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
HOTEL KERALA-FONIA
On the road to Trivandrum
Coconut oil in my hair
Warm smell of avial
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a bright pink tube-light
My tummy rumbled, I felt weak and thin
I had to stop for a bite
There he stood in the doorway
Flicked his mundu in style
And I was thinking to myself
I don't like the look of his sinister smile
Then he lit up a petromax
Muttering "No power today"
More Mallus down the corridor
I thought I heard them say
Welcome to the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Such a lousy place,
Such a lousy place (background)
Such a sad disgrace,
Plenty of bugs at the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Any time of year
Any time of year (background)
It's infested here
It's infested here
His finger's stuck up his nostril
He's got a big, thick mustache
He makes an ugly, ugly noise
But that's just his laugh
Buxom girls clad in pavada
Eating banana chips
Some roll their eyes, and
Some roll their hips
I said to the manager
My room's full of mice
He said,
Don't worry, saar, I sending you
meen karri, brandy and ice
And still those voices were crying from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them pray
Save us from the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Such a lousy place,
Such a lousy place (background)
Such a sad disgrace
Trying to live at the Hotel Kerala-fonia
It is no surprise
It is no surprise (background)
That it swarms with flies
The blind man was pouring
Stale sambar on rice
And he said
We are all just actors here
In Silk Smitha-disguise
And in the dining chamber
We gathered for the feast
We stab it with our steely knives
But we just can't cut that beef
Last thing I remember
I was writhing on the floor
That cockroach in my appam-stew was the culprit,
I am sure
Relax, said the watchman
This enema will make you well
And his friends laughed as they held me down
God's Own Country? Oh, Hell!
(c) The Yeagles
The lyrics of Hotel California from which the above song was inspired as a parody is below...
2006-06-21 04:53:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eww. I hate crab cakes.
I'm wearing clean socks today.
2006-06-20 16:52:59 · answer #3 · answered by Boy Wonder 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2006-06-18 04:27:34 · answer #4 · answered by Annajana 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Theres a contraceptive spounge I wouldn't want to insert.
2006-06-20 12:31:20 · answer #5 · answered by mt_lil 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I want you to know that even though I'm sitting I am giving you a standing ovation.
2006-06-22 00:38:26 · answer #6 · answered by NNAKE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
id use mr.crabs and say you couldn't eat a fish or crab or anthing aquatic now that the era of sopongebob has arrived.... goodluck!!!!!!
2006-06-08 12:13:25 · answer #7 · answered by ctwcsgirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LIFE IS OFFICIALLY GREAT AGAIN!!!
Sauron is back and Chillin!!!
pass the Tatar sauce...
2006-06-08 12:10:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too cute
2006-06-17 17:09:08 · answer #9 · answered by J J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh.
he lives in a pineapple under the sea!
" SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS".
2006-06-15 09:19:36 · answer #10 · answered by Jenny M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋