Finish Sentence: Yo Mama_____________?

Question

!0 points on the line...give me good ones...Old, new, and original

Answer 1

Yo mama's so stupid, I taught her how to do the running man and I haven't seen the b*tch since.

Yo mama's so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said "Ah Levi's?"

Yo mama's so stupid, she said "what's that letter after x" and I said Y she said "Cause I want to know"!

Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo and the monkeys said "Damn, how'd you get out so fast."

Yo mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mama said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like she got hit with a bag of "What the f*ck?!?!"

Answer 2

Yo mama so big, she plays pool with the planets...

Yo mama so dumb she took the pepsi challenge an chose Jif

Yo mama so black, she went to night school and was counted absent

Yo mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money

Yo mama so small, she can do push ups under the doorway

Yo mama so stupid she thought 2pac Shakur was a Jewish holiday

Yo mama so fat, she threw her draws up in the air and covered the whole in the ozone layer

Yo mama so big, she use a VCR for a pager

Yo mama is so fat, when she was in school she sit next to everybody

Yo mama so fat, she got hit by a bus and said, who threw that rock

Yo mama house so small, she ordered a large pizza and had to eat it outside

Yo mama's like a door knob, everybody gets a turn

Yo mama breast so fat, she went to the movies and they charged her for one adult and two children

Yo mama so ugly, when she was born the doctor slaped both of her parents

Yo mama so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street... I asked her what she was doing she said moving

One day your dad turned and said to your mom, hey i'd like alittle pu**y... she said me to mines as big as a house

Yo mama so black she look like a struck match

Answer 3

first of all this is to DUN DUN, don't ever use your momma so black jokes, it just shows how brainwashed we still are. Whats wrong with being black yes dark black at that where are the you so white or light jokes, this just shows how being black is just as bad as being stupid or fat, but n-e-ways back to the joke : yo mama don't got no legs talkin bout lets kick it. One more : yo mama don't smoke a cigarette after sex she smoke a turkey.

Answer 4

so stupid she ut lipstick on her forehead 2 make up her mind
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Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention.






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Yo Mama is like a bus, she's big she doesn't smell very good and it's only a dollar to ride.

Answer 5

Yo Mama so stupid it takes her 2 days to watch 48 hours....

Answer 6

Yo mama is SOOO fat, she went on a train to Tokyo, AND all the people in Japan screamed GODZILLA!

Answer 7

Yo Mama betta set u straight, and get you off this ridiculous site and get you a damn good education, ur gonna need it out here in this crazy world. good luck!!

Answer 8

Yo momma so ugly her birth certificate was an apology from her hospital.

Answer 9

Your mama is so fat:
When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live.

Your mama is so fat:
She puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

Answer 10

is so fat that a plane flew over the North Pole a wek ago to find the end of her belly and got lost over the South Pole.

Answer 11

yo mama so old she made the wheel