Three woman and their children were ouside their psychiatrist`s office.The wily old doctor was able to diagnose any complaint sfter asking the patient a few questions.The first woman went in and the doctor asked a few questions and proclaimed:"Madam, all you ever think is food!That is why you named your daughter Candy!"
"Why," exclaimed the woman,"you`re absolutely right, doctor!"
Then the second woman`s turn.She got the same treatment and the doctor pronounced:"Madam, you`re obsessed with thought of money.That is why you named your daughter Penny."
"You`re right, doctor!" exclaimed the second woman and left.
The third woman, who had been listening to all this, got up ondignantly and said:"What rubbish! I don`t believe a single word you said.Obsessions indeed!"
Then waving to her little son to follow her, she said,
"Let`s go home now Dick."
2006-06-08 04:37:45 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the womens need some help with named there kids.
2006-06-08 04:43:11 · answer #1 · answered by gloria c 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very good.....heres one for you.... Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."
2006-06-08 11:41:30 · answer #2 · answered by bigjimmyguy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Respect, hopefully, Haven't u ever heard the phrase; your not ruining my family name, well there u go.
2006-06-08 11:45:51 · answer #3 · answered by cindeee1958 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who ever thought Freud could be so funny?
2006-06-08 11:58:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She obsessed with *****.
2006-06-08 11:40:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two Nuns and a Rabbi walk into a bar.....Answer what question?
2006-06-08 11:44:09 · answer #6 · answered by Jon B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So what's the question? It's just a joke.
2006-06-08 11:41:13 · answer #7 · answered by nightlyspell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee
2006-06-08 11:40:10 · answer #8 · answered by odandme 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute but heard it too many times..
2006-06-08 12:27:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well. i guess she was obssed with *****!!lol
2006-06-08 11:39:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋