I want to thank all you bible bashers on here for providing so much comic relief. No matter how depressed i get i come on Answers, read your hysterical, nonsensical rantings and hey presto!...im all cheered up!
So although you're all brain dead at least you're good for a right old laugh!
God Bless ya!
2006-06-08 02:48:11 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I understand just what you mean! Where would we go for fun on Yahoo Answers if they weren't here? The religion section would certainly not be half as interesting. Gardening, police, literature, mechanics... They just don't have the same fanatical enthusiasm attached to them. Ah, God bless the bible bashers.
2006-06-08 04:05:22 · answer #1 · answered by Caritas 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, you mean when we quote directly from your bible things like:
If within the city a man comes upon a maiden who is betrothed, and has relations with her, you shall bring them both out of the gate of the city and there stone them to death: the girl because she did not cry out for help though she was in the city, and the man because he violated his neighbors wife. Deuteronomy 22:23-24 or how about:
When a man strikes his male or female slave with a rod so hard that the slave dies under his hand, he shall be punished. If, however, the slave survives for a day or two, he is not to be punished, since the slave is his own property. (Exodus 21:20-21 NAB) Or maybe:Cursed be he who does the Lords work remissly, cursed he who holds back his sword from blood. (Jeremiah 48:10 NAB
2006-06-08 09:55:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Live peacefully I'd imagine. Though, I'm sure that when the Earth gives up silly religions, that we'll most likely still find reasons to kill one another... But for now, religion is the best excuse. Ironic isn't it...
2006-06-08 09:56:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be soooooooooooooooooooooooooo much better off.
No more sexisim, sex ed like the european dutch which say everything in detail and therefore have virtually no unwanted pregnancies.
Gays and straights are mates.
No sex hangups and people much nicer.
No more relgious wars...
Stonings, hacking off limbs or suicide bombers, we all be like hippies etc
2006-06-08 16:01:49 · answer #4 · answered by Joey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol wouldn't support your assertion of their brain-death, and there's a lot of good, honest believing folk here too, but the rabid god-squad are so much more fun to poke with sharp sticks of logic. If they didn't exist we'd have to invent them. except of course we couldn't, for there can be only one Creator...
2006-06-08 10:01:46 · answer #5 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm glad that God is affecting your life in some way, and I'm glad to be a part of that. God Bless you too :)
2006-06-08 15:06:19 · answer #6 · answered by guest 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A string of insults... wonderful.
I'm sure from this question you are a person of the highest integrity and reasoning...
<_<
2006-06-08 10:03:54 · answer #7 · answered by eigelhorn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heaven knows.
2006-06-08 09:55:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We wouldn't have as much fun winding them up.
2006-06-08 09:51:40 · answer #9 · answered by MThornton17 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best thing to do it wind them up until they explode!
2006-06-08 09:52:01 · answer #10 · answered by poppies say grrr! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋