2006-06-08 00:54:02 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Why Buddha of course! Even if we set aside all the scriptural condescension that your question will generate from people, people of the faith generally like to portray Jesus as the embodiment of divinity by his own force of will and internal discipline. Also since he was the son of God it was highly unlikely that he’d want to be seen by his all-watching father performing an act of carnality with someone for the simple reason of just having sex.
Buddha on the other hand is a god of the earth and points out that all beings can achieve enlightenment through all things; as a result he’d probably be very much willing to throw himself into the moment with whomever he decided to bed.
P.S. I’m also a Buddhist and yes we do have sex.
2006-06-08 01:11:05 · answer #1 · answered by Daedalus 2 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Since Buddhism is all about SELF-growth, I doubt that Gautama would be any good to anyone but himself.
Since Christ is all about sacrifice for others' sake, I doubt he'd have the time or the inclination, so again disappointment.
Since your question was asked, I hope, with tongue firmly planted in cheek, I will not chastise your incredible discourtesy, your total lack of respect or dwell on the obvious fact that you were undoubtedly raised under a rock and your mother probably should have drowned you at birth.
tsk, tsk, tsk.
2006-06-08 01:01:46 · answer #2 · answered by Granny Annie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good question!
Both Buddha and the Christ have infinite compassion for others suffering, and have evolved out of phenomenological existence.
To answer the question: Since Buddha transcended attachment to desire when he attained Enlightenment, and Jesus appeared quite taken with Mary- (who lets face it was likely a really hot babe magnet): My vote goes to Jesus the Christ!
2006-06-08 04:49:15 · answer #3 · answered by dwight B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well Jesus was a lot hotter..but that doesn't always translate to being good in the sack. Jesus would probably be better b/c he would be all about pleasing you and Buddha would probably get distracted.
The Buddhist monks I know say they have never had the desire for sexual relationships.......
2006-06-08 00:59:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Krishna
2006-06-08 01:00:31 · answer #5 · answered by Be-hive Baaaby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, when you go before JESUS, maybe you can ask HIM that question!!
You and everyone else, (me included), will be judged by HIM...so, we all get to meet JESUS, some will be happy, others will be terrified...
Its all up to you...
I wish you well..
Jesse
2006-06-08 00:59:39 · answer #6 · answered by x 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask Jesus, because He is alive.
2006-06-08 04:17:39 · answer #7 · answered by tim 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus..i know because i gave myself to him and now he never calls. I wish he would because my god, could he perform MIRACLES !!
2006-06-08 01:48:29 · answer #8 · answered by phonics babe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
both of them..they show & teach how to be good ...the way of life.
its up to us to choose which way we want.
2006-06-08 02:00:36 · answer #9 · answered by khutswe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This question is disgusting.
2006-06-08 01:09:48 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋