FAO all concerned?

Question

Western Union Telegram

To: Jehova Yahweh
Care: Celestial Hotel (Suite #666)
Presidential Tier, Paradise

Dear God;
This is to inform you that your current position as deity is herewith terminated due to gross incompetence STOP Your check will be mailed STOP Please do not use me for a reference

Respectfully,

Malaclypse the Younger/Omnibenevolent Polyfather
POEE High Priest

Answer 1

Get some lightning insurance, NOW !!

(2 Thessalonians 2:1-3) We request of you not to be quickly shaken from your reason nor to be excited either through an inspired expression or through a verbal message or through a letter... Let no one seduce you in any manner, because it will not come unless the apostasy comes first and the man of lawlessness gets revealed

(2 Peter 2:1) However, there also came to be false prophets among the people, as there will also be false teachers among you. These very ones will quietly bring in destructive sects and will disown even the owner

(1 John 2:18) Young children, it is the last hour, and, just as you have heard that antichrist is coming, even now there have come to be many antichrists; from which fact we gain the knowledge that it is the last hour.

(2 Timothy 4:3-5) For there will be a period of time when they will not put up with the healthful teaching, but, in accord with their own desires, they will accumulate teachers for themselves to have their ears tickled; 4 and they will turn their ears away from the truth, whereas they will be turned aside to false stories. 5 You, though, keep your senses in all things, suffer evil, do the work of an evangelizer, fully accomplish your ministry.

Answer 2

Nice to see a Discordian around this place. I tried answering another of your questions, but it was deleted for some strange reason while I was typing a response.

Answer 3

sad little joke, if you think the Creator is laughing you are sadly mistaken!