if you drink 30 beers and half a bottle of vodka what happens?

Question

ive done it i just wondered what happens to normal people

Answer 1

You take all your clothes off in a public place, get your a$$ kicked by your best friend, because you foolishly admit you've been screwing his wife, and then, naked and bloody, you climb behind the wheel of your car and drive home, which should only be a few blocks, but you black out and drive ten miles down the road in the wrong direction, completely out of your head. You fall asleep at the wheel, and drive off the side of the road, crashing your car in a ditch. When you come to, you are in handcuffs in the back of a squad car, and your head is pounding, partially from the booze, and partially from having a nightstick cracked over your head by the cop after you unknowingly went for his gun, while blacked out. Then you sit in the drunk tank for several hours, trying to get a hold of your father to come pick you up from the county jail, but he's sleeping, and not answering his phone, and then when you do finally get a hold of him, he's screaming his head off, and your mother is in the background crying her eyes out! It's then that some bullish lesbian cop takes you out and interrogates you and draws your blood, wherein you spill your guts to the officer, incriminating yourself even more. Afterwards you eat some jail food that looks like some sort of blue sausages and runny eggs for breakfast. It's so disgusting it makes you vomit on the half sleeping Indian in your cell with you. He then drags you to the corner and proceeds to violate and rape you. Afterwards, you're dad comes to get you, finally by like 10 am, and tells you that your mother has just suffered a heart attack, you're kicked out of the house and on a completely different note, your brother has just come out of the closet and he wears women's panties. Anyway, it makes for a good story. So... when are you and I getting sloshed together?

Answer 2

It may also kill you, from alcohol poisoning. Sounds like you may have a problem with binge drinking, not a good practice, and one that is often a precursor to or symptom of alcoholism. I won't preach, you probably get enough of that, just remember AA when the time comes to stop and you are having trouble.

Answer 3

u would be passed out

Answer 4

you get drunk and kill many of your brain cells.

did you really need to ask?

Answer 5

i have to tee tee

Answer 6

whatever