This fat guy sees an ad for a new gym guaranteeing to reduce anyone's weight by 5, 10 or 20 kilograms on the first day. So he goes and tells them he wants to lose 5 kg. They lead him into a huge gym with all kinds of ropesand parallel bars and ladders and tell him to wait a minute.
He's standing there when on the far side of the gym a door opens and out steps a beautiful girl, with a sign saying "If you catch me, I'm yours." He starts running, and just as he gets close, she starts picking up speed. Before he knows it, he's running all over the gym, up the ladders, down the ladders, across the parallel bars, here and there. And just as he's about to catch the blonde, pop, she disappears through a door. In comes the management who lead him to the showers, and then weigh him. Sure enough,he lost exactly 5 kg.
He's back on the street and starts to think. "Gosh, I was so close to catching her. If I had a little more time..."
So he races back to the gym and says, "I want to lose 20
2006-06-07 17:51:45 · 11 answers · asked by joann_xvi 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"I want to lose 20 more kg."
"No problem," says the manager.
Again he is led to the large gym. This time he's standing by the door when it opens.
Out comes a gorilla with a sign "If I catch you, you're mine."
2006-06-07 17:51:57 · update #1
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2006-06-07 18:03:57 · update #3
The Lost Chapter of Genesis
Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
So God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.
He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.
"She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you! "She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.
"She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
So Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
The rest is history....
2006-06-07 18:01:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
"it truly is humorous cuz it truly is authentic". Too undesirable it's going to not in any respect replace. So i guess we ought to chortle at it, because the stark actuality is distubingly unnerving, and painful to imagine about.
2016-12-06 12:00:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That wasn't a question.You wil get a violation notice and your question wil get deleted!!!(though i must say it was a very nice joke)
have a nice day!!!
2006-06-07 17:56:16 · answer #3 · answered by Meghana Singh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one
2006-06-07 19:53:10 · answer #4 · answered by nish 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the lady was in the gorilla suit but he didnt know
2006-06-07 17:55:58 · answer #5 · answered by jac 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha nice check ya later ♥
2006-06-07 17:55:05 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL good one
2006-06-07 17:56:28 · answer #7 · answered by Erik 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-06-07 19:21:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah... that was pretty funny
2006-06-07 18:34:01 · answer #9 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute!
2006-06-07 17:55:04 · answer #10 · answered by bluebonnie1991 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋