One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for...
The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a
lovely flower garden...
She seems fine, but after awhile she slowly starts to lean over
sideways in her chair...
Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and
straighten her up. Again she seems fine, but after awhile she
starts to tilt to the other side...
The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This
goes on all morning.
Later the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to
her new home. "So, Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all
right?" they ask.
"It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let you
fart!"
2006-06-07 17:50:47 · 9 answers · asked by joann_xvi 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL WOW I laughed so hard I almost farted. just kiddng. Great joke
2006-06-07 17:54:34 · answer #1 · answered by Erik 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny
2006-06-08 00:53:22 · answer #2 · answered by J T 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?
Because everytime she gets to 69 she gets a frog in her throat.
2006-06-08 01:02:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahaha!
2006-06-08 00:54:37 · answer #4 · answered by Merlin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i heard that one before haha check ya later â¥
2006-06-08 00:56:28 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
U r really funny
2006-06-08 02:57:21 · answer #6 · answered by nish 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too good man ... too good!!!
2006-06-08 02:34:36 · answer #7 · answered by viper 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's AWESOME!!
2006-06-08 00:57:13 · answer #8 · answered by bluebonnie1991 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...
2006-06-08 00:55:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋