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...no orgies in the woods on full moon nights? Not that I am complaining or anything, but a good round of "Jousting" can definitely be what the witch doctor ordered!

2006-06-07 17:25:54 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

For all of your holy rollers - Get bent! Oops... too late.

For the other witches who don't know me, email me.

For the witches who "get it" email me.

For any of you who know the joy of being good natured, email me!

2006-06-07 17:34:46 · update #1

For the pagans who are WAY too serious:

WAY too serious = fluffy bunny

At least that is what my old HP and HPS used to say :)

2006-06-07 17:45:42 · update #2

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Was it kind of like buying a bag of chips and finding most broke and is only half full?

2006-06-07 19:23:47 · answer #1 · answered by Reuben Shlomo 4 · 2 1

Witchcraft, Paganism & the other Earth based religions aren't for you then. Most Wiccans, witches, Pagans, etc, don't follow the old traditions of sexual activities for Full Moon rituals. You need to read more about the Earth religions if you intend to follow them. If you just want a sexual encounter, then you need to turn to your boyfriend or significant other. Try the sources below for more information.

2006-06-08 00:31:48 · answer #2 · answered by Belle 6 · 0 0

WOW just wow..thank you Kristen K for setting some of these uneducated sillys straight. I don't know why people assume that being Wiccan means your part of the whole worshiping the devil thing!?! We don't even believe in the devil! Perhaps before you speak or font on something you should actually get your facts straight instead of speaking/fonting pure ignorance remarks. Wicca is a religion not a CULT. ~BLESSED BE~

2006-06-08 00:40:09 · answer #3 · answered by pastduecharges 1 · 0 0

my exs mother was a witch,i never heard of any orgies in the woods but she use the put her bed out on the front lawn and sleep their.the neighbors didn't seem to mind as they were use to it,i remember once she was conjuring up some spell to make the school principle impotent,i dont know if it worked but i know that he got a diverce soon after.

2006-06-08 00:35:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

witches are herbal or traditional healers .
the orgies are with Satanists ,but then you must also be prepared to partake of human sacrifice

this is a little bit heavier then harmless witches

and Satanist are Christians gone wrong ,
sex is a part of their power flow

Witches are Pagans gone right
and they have got nothing against sex either

2006-06-08 00:34:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Okay, so there's no orgies, but you still get to dance about all skyclad whilst sacrificing goats and the like, right? Cause, I mean, if not, then what's the point?

2006-06-08 10:15:10 · answer #6 · answered by Joshua 5 · 0 0

smc is right Jesus really loves you.Did you know that he knew you before he created the heavens and the earth knows the number of hairs on your head and that he died just for you so that you don't have to go to hell.Why go to a place God created for Satan and his demons.Hell was not made for us.Trust me this world can't fill the void in your life only Christ can do that,I know from experience being involved with drugs,alcohol,sex,and gangs.It's not worth it its just a dead end!I will be praying for you!

2006-06-08 01:19:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL...where does one "sign up" to become a witch? And, ahem, a witch doctor is something completely different than a witch.
You're too funny in you ignorance! :)

2006-06-08 00:31:22 · answer #8 · answered by Kristen K 4 · 0 0

you have entered The Twilight Zone or The Outer Limits

2006-06-08 00:32:18 · answer #9 · answered by Olivia B 2 · 0 0

I know! The same thing happened to me! What a rip off! Now I have to wait to see my boyfriend to get any.Talk about a raw deal.

2006-06-08 00:28:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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