My Dear Love,
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in
trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face,
conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden.
Before seeing you, my heart was a null set, but when a vector of
magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of t radians made a
tangent to my heart, it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which
only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine
of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not
resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me
by applying the limits from zero to infinity.
You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry
of my life revolves around your acute personality. My love, if you do
not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun
will be making an angle of 160 degree
2006-06-07 17:09:49 · 15 answers · asked by ~ D ~ 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry
of my life revolves around your acute personality. My love, if you do
not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun
will be making an angle of 160 degrees with our horizon, my heart would
be like a solved polynomial of degree 10. With love from your higher
order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.
Yours ever loving,
PythagoraS
2006-06-07 17:10:24 · update #1
whatever floats your boat, i say. ;)
2006-06-07 17:14:00 · answer #1 · answered by riafanel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that.....was the most original and most interesting thing i read in ages. I loved it, and i think you are really unique. If this girl doesnt take you, she will miss out. I love it, keep it up. I wish you could right something like that for me, and for all the other responses you got, just ignore them, cause obviously they are not very bright lol.
2006-06-07 17:33:55 · answer #2 · answered by professor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cool and hilarious...that is one of the most original things I've heard in a while
2006-06-07 17:54:36 · answer #3 · answered by Matt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A+
2006-06-07 17:43:57 · answer #4 · answered by SpideR 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awww... too obtuse for some, maybe, but I like it. If it works, and the two of you decide to multiply, your products can wear these products...
2006-06-07 17:47:05 · answer #5 · answered by craftladyteresa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever. You've won my heart.. too bad I'm straight, otherwise I'd marry you.
2006-06-07 17:14:57 · answer #6 · answered by phishycoding 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
positive
2006-06-07 17:48:45 · answer #7 · answered by sumire 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's one letter I would definitely send back.
2006-06-07 17:17:51 · answer #8 · answered by Still a Sexy Momma 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats the point of this? It's neat and all, but dude, you need a hobby! :)
2006-06-07 17:15:06 · answer #9 · answered by spastic_ewok 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, ok, you are a math genius....I quiver in your presence...just kidding. That was pretty cool.
2006-06-07 17:15:26 · answer #10 · answered by lexxus_gs_400 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, the guy will surely win her fair and "Square"......... But if she is a Blonde................. qwell, you can imagine!!!! LOL!!!
2006-06-07 17:48:27 · answer #11 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋