2006-06-07 16:43:49 · 8 answers · asked by TINKERBELLE 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The Last Laugh
There was a German, an Italian and an Irishman on death row.
The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:
1. To be shot.
2. To be hung.
3. To be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.
So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head." Bang! (he was dead instantly).
Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." (Snap, he was dead.)
Then the Irishman said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff."
They gave him the shot, and the Irishman fell down laughing.
The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.
Then the Irishman said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did.
Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.
Finally the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"
The Irishman replied, "You guys are so stupid..... I'm wearing a condom."
2006-06-07 18:21:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What's green, red, and goes 60 mph?
A frog in a blender!!!
2006-06-07 23:47:18 · answer #2 · answered by ksczechimac 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how did we know saturn was married a lot of times?
cuz it has a lot of rings
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when do austronuts have lunch?
during launch time
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what do you call a crazy spaceman?
an astro-nut
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what kind of songs do planets like?
nep-tunes
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what planet is on us?
uranus your're-on-us
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there is a kid and his dad.his dad was eating cereal untill the kid said dad! his dad replied, not now son. the kid said, but its important. his dad said, wait tell im done ok? so the kid waited.his dad said ok what did u want 2 say? the kid said, o nothing i was goin to tell you there was a cockeroach in your plate but its all gone now. dad said yyuucckkk
2006-06-08 00:05:21 · answer #3 · answered by AvesPro 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's cute!!!
a young pup limps into a saloon, and asks the bar keep,
"Have you seen the man who shot my paw"?????
2006-06-08 00:01:27 · answer #4 · answered by Moma 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you tell your wife when she has two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice!!!
2006-06-07 23:46:48 · answer #5 · answered by MED_SCHOOL 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why do blondes take the pill?.............so they no what day of the week it is................im blonde by the way so no hate from other blondes
2006-06-07 23:47:22 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who knows?
2006-06-07 23:46:24 · answer #7 · answered by crgcarroll 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is not a circus
2006-06-07 23:46:08 · answer #8 · answered by cberbrainGT 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋