Special consideration given to the punchlines that are certainly from dirty jokes, but don't read dirty on their own.
2006-06-07 16:13:59 · 18 answers · asked by crutnacker 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He said..."I did say I was built like a baby down there...7 lbs, 21 inches"
2006-06-07 16:17:47 · answer #1 · answered by sisbee8 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"He was carrying pineapples." (Sorry, I probably just ruined the joke for you.)
The joke goes:
A plane crashed onto an island, killing all passengers except three men. The island was lush with many different types of fruit trees, and the men set off to search for help. All of a sudden, a group of tribespeople surrounded them with spears. Their chief stepped up and threatened to kill them if they didn't do two tasks. The first task was to each find ten of one type of fruit.
The first man brought back ten apples. The chief told him that if he stuffed the apples up his anus without changing his facial expression, he would be set free. The man stuffed the first and second apples up his rear without flinching. However, at the third apple, he grimaced a little and was, thus, killed.
The second man brought back ten cranberries. The chief told him what he had to do to survive, so he proceeded to insert the berries into his anus. He was doing well up until the ninth berry, when he started to laugh uncontrollably. He was then killed.
On the way to heaven, the second guy ran into the first guy. The first guy asked the second guy, "Why did you laugh? You were so close to stuffing all the berries up your butt and surviving."
The second guy replied, "I saw the third guy coming. HE WAS CARRYING PINEAPPLES."
2006-06-07 16:16:14 · answer #2 · answered by King Yellow 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know if I have any funny punchline jokes. I laugh when I feel like it.
2006-06-07 16:15:17 · answer #3 · answered by caltam84 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q: What do Kmart and Micheal Jackson have in common?
A: Boys pants are 1/2 off.
2006-06-07 16:16:27 · answer #4 · answered by mischa 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following him. Finally, someone told him, 'Psst. That's the Secret Service.'
-- Jay Leno
2006-06-07 16:43:35 · answer #5 · answered by illi23 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK, this banana walks in a brothel...
how's that for a punchline?
2006-06-07 16:16:05 · answer #6 · answered by freetronics 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."
2006-06-08 05:10:24 · answer #7 · answered by bigjimmyguy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The mailman dropped dead on the front porch.
2006-06-07 16:24:42 · answer #8 · answered by Still a Sexy Momma 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Maybe you've seen me before...I'm third from the left on the evolutionary chart."
That's the best I can think up right this minute.
2006-06-07 16:18:02 · answer #9 · answered by atrain10 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
shoot the dog!
add this to your watch list, and IM me when you see me on this site. I'll tell you the joke.
2006-06-07 16:17:06 · answer #10 · answered by Dragonladygold 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋