2006-06-07 15:56:36 · 23 answers · asked by NONAME 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
You should contact the INS. They may be able to help you.
There are a lot of Americans who would love to meet him.
2006-06-07 18:18:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
what about his buddies in the white house? don't they count, too?King George's daddy is sure friendly with the rest of his family. maybe that's why he didn't really try to catch Osama! Daddy had to many Bin Laden business associates.
2006-06-07 16:15:42 · answer #2 · answered by de bossy one 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because most of his friends are busy somewhere else, probably in Columbia, shipping coke to LA to make money to buy guns for the Great Neocon Battle against Communism.
2006-06-07 16:00:27 · answer #3 · answered by auntiegrav 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He doesn't need a visa,just "sneak" him in through Mexico.I hear the Mexico/Arizona border is WIDE open.I would like to see Osama.I have a couple issues I would like to "talk" to him about.
2006-06-07 16:24:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, I just saw him at 7-11 yesterday buying a slurpee. You see they can't find him in Afghanistan because he is chillin in San Diego enjoying American culture!
2006-06-07 19:54:56 · answer #5 · answered by de rak 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, he wants to see his family friend George Bush. Maybe he will send a plane for him as he did for his family after 911.
2006-06-07 16:00:54 · answer #6 · answered by edaem 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unfortunately you have now been killed Zarqawi, I am sure your friend Osama will be very upset. I understand you died of your wounds - here's hoping you had an unpleasant, painful, lonely death.
2006-06-07 21:08:04 · answer #7 · answered by Jubilant 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just tell him to go to Mexico, he can come in with the rest, but make sure he takes his towel off his head and cut his beard, or he'll give himself away.
2006-06-07 16:13:29 · answer #8 · answered by hexa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he has a season ticket at Arsenal Football Club. If he had one at Fulham, they'd let him in right away.
2006-06-14 14:11:22 · answer #9 · answered by mark mac 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call up George Bush Sr.,he'll be more than happy to answer your question.
2006-06-09 14:03:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋