After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said was "DON'T!"
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"Don't what?" Adam replied.
"Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said.
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"Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit!!!!!"
"No Way!"
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"Yes way!"
"Do NOT eat the fruit!" said God.
"Why"
"Because I am your Father and I said so!" God replied, wondering why He hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants. A few minutes later, God saw His children having an apple break and He was angry! "Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit?" God asked.
"Uh huh," Adam replied.
"Then why did you?" said the Father.
"I don't know," said Eve.
"She started it!" Adam said
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"DID NOT!"
Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own. Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.
2006-06-07 15:42:28 · 10 answers · asked by Ruthie1959 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cain & Abel, classic example of sibling rivalry.
2006-06-07 19:23:29 · answer #1 · answered by ^ _ ^ 4 · 3⤊ 3⤋
don't ask me, i'm just a college student. It was funny. Oh, and by the way, if God wanted the world to be gay it would have been Adam and Steve not Adam and Eve.
Hardy har har.
2006-06-07 22:49:00 · answer #2 · answered by Kat C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY! I've seen the pattern, up close & personal!
Hey Kat C... You're so right! Adam & Steve? he he he
I don't think so!
2006-06-07 22:54:22 · answer #3 · answered by Allie M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think that was funny it was more of a that the moral of the story
2006-06-07 22:49:54 · answer #4 · answered by rose 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey! That was pretty funny... got any more?
2006-06-07 22:47:46 · answer #5 · answered by Heather 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, parenthood indeed. I like it.
2006-06-07 23:03:34 · answer #6 · answered by Still a Sexy Momma 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some kinda funny!
2006-06-07 22:50:28 · answer #7 · answered by tricia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha...oh wait, no...that was dumb
(Added: wow I cant believe so many people loved this crappy "joke" i freakin hate God-Warriors)
2006-06-07 22:45:20 · answer #8 · answered by xcarxcrashx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thought that was cute and funny
2006-06-07 22:49:13 · answer #9 · answered by Jannette 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great! Thanks.
2006-06-07 22:50:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋