Whats the funniest skit that nly involves 2 people?

Question

I'm going to a skit party w/o a skit! PLZ HELP!

Answer 1

"Who's on first?" by Abbott and Costello. Here's the link. You'll laugh your @$$ off. It's a classic.

http://www.baseball-almanac.com/humor4.shtml

Let me know how you like it.

Answer 2

The Important Papers: The setting can be either a king or a boss in his
office who beckons to a courtier or assistant that he wants his royal or
important papers. The person runs in with a sheath of papers, the king
or boss quite agitated tosses them aside and demands that they bring him
his important papers. Other people bring in other things one at a time
such as a Boy Scout Handbook etc. the king throws them aside and gets
more and more upset demanding that he have his important papers. At last
the some one comes in with a roll of toilet paper (court jester, office
boy etc.). The king knights him or the boss promotes him thanking him
profusely and runs off the stage in visible relief.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE:

Pencil Salesman: A sales manager is trying to teach a dumb salesman how
to sell. The manager tells the trainee to listen to him carefully and he
will teach him how to sell. He gives him the following instructions:

1) Hold pencils in your hand and say, "Pencils for sale." Practice
saying that.
2) Next people will ask how much they are so say, "Ten cents. Three for
a quarter."

3) Then they will ask what color so you tell them yellow.
4) Now they will either buy them or they won't. If they don't buy say,
"If you don't, someone else will."

The manager has him repeat the instructions back and leaves him on his
own. What happens is that the trainee is left on his own and starts
calling out pencils for sale when another person rushing by and the
trainee doesn't notice him and they collide falling to the ground. They
have the following dialogue:

1) The customer asks if he knows how much the suit cost and the trainee
tells him ten cents, three for a quarter.
2) The customer getting mad asks the trainee who do you think I am, to
which the trainee replies, "Yellow."
3) The customer really mad says, "Do you want someone to punch you in
the nose." To which the trainee replies, "If you don't, someone
else will."

At this point the customer beats up the trainee salesman and they leave
the stage.

Answer 3

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Answer 4

Look for a Christopher Durang short skit called " Funeral Parlor"
It was origionally performed by Carol Burnett and Robin Williams.
It's a good one

Answer 5

Pretend to be 2 comic characters or cartoons arriving at the party.Something you know well.There's Beavis and Butthead,Marge and Homer,Cartman and Kenny.Just pick one's that you know and it should go over well.
There's tons of Cheech and Chong skits,if your into that kind of humor.

Answer 6

Find an absolutely hilarious and original pick-up line and make that your skit.

Answer 7

"Who's on first" was created by Abbot and Costello. The Marx Bros and Laurel & Hardy also had great stuff.

Answer 8

Try watching some Monty Python, or SNL,or Mad TV.

Answer 9

well my nieces do this its cute, like i give them a scenarion and they have to play it out or have a silent conversation using only the body, u can use props but dont talk. its kindda cool when the do its more like improv

Answer 10

trying acting out the hosts of the party.. it would work if u know them well enough