2006-06-07 14:01:00 · 14 answers · asked by ticklefoot 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
spend the money
he's a good joke for no apparent reason
A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he
reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. He thought about her
seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to
see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking
at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question, he
replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took
her foot and stomped them flat and said, "Well, we're not having any of
that Brokeback-Mountain **** in our garden.
2006-06-07 14:03:44 · answer #1 · answered by sumit_kn 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
First, the winners fill out the paper work for the winners and submit said paperwork to the Lottery Commission so that the Lottery Commission could give the winners their money.
2006-06-07 14:14:18 · answer #2 · answered by Lucky luday 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Win
2006-06-07 14:13:59 · answer #3 · answered by ruphalfa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pick the winning numbers...
By the way, the guy posting the crap about the wedding reception, while it is funny, it is an urban legend...
http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/g/groomsrevenge.htm
2006-06-07 15:03:21 · answer #4 · answered by pipi08_2000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'd say that one hundred% of them that declare it probable spend a number of it. except that not each and every man or woman does a similar with it. some are stupid with it and lose all of it, even as some take the annuity and stay 'really'.
2016-11-14 08:20:19 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
buy the lottery ticket?
2006-06-07 14:08:03 · answer #6 · answered by Sarah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
buy at least one ticket
win
receive money
pay taxes on the winnings
2006-06-07 14:24:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pay tax
2006-06-07 16:17:28 · answer #8 · answered by SpideR 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WIN CA$H
2006-06-07 16:32:47 · answer #9 · answered by Smile =]™ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cash the money
2006-06-07 14:05:42 · answer #10 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋