How about this for border security?

Question

Instead of a fence on the border,how about we install those security sensor things ppl walk through at Wal-Mart that go off when someone steals something.Everyone would have a chip implanted with their status and it would work both ways.They could be at border crossings so when a vehical drives through them if they are hiding anyone the alarm would go off.On the border there could Border Patrol agents on atv's so when the alarm goes off they can rush over and apprehend them.What do you think?The chips would have to be implanted in their heads,also.

Thats a VERY good idea,worried.I hadn't thought about that.

Answer 1

I guess with it in their heads they couldn't just cut off the offending body part.

Why don' t you send the proposal to Bush?

Answer 2

You are certifiably insane. Who wants to give away their freedom and privacy? All the government needs to do is station enough military personnel and/or border patrol agents on the border to keep the pesty illegal aliens out. A nice big electric fence would help also.
If you want to get a microchip and be tracked like a lost dog, go right ahead.

Answer 3

Sounds like the mark of the beast.
No thanks.
The government is already trying to implement the national ID card that all of us would be required to carry around, causing them to know exactly who went where when and for how long, this is just over top. Keep the government out of our business. Low tech works better....many border agents with very large guns.

Answer 4

Bad idea chips this is against the law to force anything on our person. the government t does not have a right to do this. Also, we just need to go out and fine the companies. Laws are already there, go to the companies and audit them and make them pay the 10,000.00 per person when they hire someone illegally and it would put a halt to this. We are doing this backwards. The President is doing it this way so he does not make the businessmen mad. But someone needs the to go to these companies.

Answer 5

Thats real funny. You really should look for work. Hey, that united south American thing sounds interesting. You guys could all gang up and shot gringo's just like in LA. Very amusing.....

I guess worried is worried about putting his thoughts into English as it might be understood his comment was anti-american and PANCHA agrees. Real good work people will see you more clearly now. Can you say FBI?

Answer 6

I've got a better idea....
We can solve the immigration issue - Rebuild New Orleans - And help out those of us living in Florida!!!
Let the goverment dig a gigantic moat along the U.S./Mexico border. Use all of the sand/mud/rock that is dug up to boost the elevation of New Orleans.... and then take all of the alligators that they can find in Florida to stock the moat.
If you make it across.... you deserve to stay!!!

Answer 7

Another intelligent idea, Pancha. Do you think we could just go ahead and perform lobotomy's while we are already in there installing the chip? Oh, actually, we may as well just do the lobotomy's and then we wouldn't need to bother with the chip.

Answer 8

IMO for a border i would like a korean-wall border type thing, with advanced technology that monitors who is around in the area. And a mine field even though that wouldnt happen

Answer 9

It may eventually come to something like that, but for now we do need a physical barrier to control the border with Mexico.

Answer 10

You would just open up a black market for chip removal.Either that or we would have a bunch of people crossing the border with aluminum foil in their hats:-)

Answer 11

Oh yes - we all want our Government Chip to stop Illegals - Dude - Think Freedom

Easy way is to stop giving them jobs and they will leave