2006-06-07 12:06:54 · 37 answers · asked by doorseeker 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
From the bible
2006-06-07 12:08:04 · update #1
My son why do you want jokes from a Holy Book. The satan in you has made you to raise this question. Why r u searching for jokes in Bible when you yourself can be made joker before the Almighty within the end of this year. Then you send me an e-mail and I will ask pardon for your sake to save you. My child you are a naght before me. You see around and you can how wonderful things I have created for you. But you do not deserve to have them. I will take them out from you by the end of this year. You will repent and come before me when I will restore your glory. If not hunger will destroy you and that will be the biggest joke here in heaven. Amen.
2006-06-16 17:59:00 · answer #1 · answered by Benedict F 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God, Jesus, and Moses were playing golf. Moses steps up to this long par 3 and hits his ball into the water. Not really thinking this is a problem, he parts the water, hits his shot close and taps in a par.
Jesus also hits his in the water, but luckily it lands on a lilly pad. So Jesus walks out on the water, hits his shot and it goes in.
Then God hits his, also short and into the water. Then, all of a sudden, a fish spits the ball into the air, where a bird grabs it and drops it near the hole. Then a worm comes along and pushes the ball into the hole for a hole-in-one.
So Moses looks at Jesus and says, "and this is the last time we're playing with your dad."
2006-06-21 09:02:39 · answer #2 · answered by Greg G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Bible IS NOT a joke. It is the Word of God.
2006-06-21 08:49:36 · answer #3 · answered by Karli 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. where is baseball mentioned in the bible?
A. in the big inning! Beginning get it oh
Bible=Joke
2006-06-21 07:09:07 · answer #4 · answered by ╚♫═AEDAN═♫╝ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How does the bible prove that baseball was the 1st sport?
God threw Adam and Eve out in the Big-Inning
2006-06-19 08:55:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear the one about the guy who tried to make a joke out of the Bible?
He ended up in Hell.........
2006-06-20 20:22:31 · answer #6 · answered by Jay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Sadducees do not believe in the Resurrection, that is
why they are sad, you see.
I Corinthians 13;8a, Love never fails!!!
A man went to work and against all odds sold 5 insurance
policies worth millions of dollars. The boss was so impressed
he congratulated him and ordered the payroll clerk to cut a
check with double the normal commission. He gave it to the
man and congratulated him on being an over comer against all odds.
The man went home and gave the check to his wife.
She is more than an over comer.
2006-06-19 00:09:50 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. What stretches further - skin or rubber?
A. Skin! In the bible it says jesus tied his *** (this refers to a horse, 3 letters starts with an a and ends with an s) to a tree and walked up a hill.
2006-06-20 11:04:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Check this link for a daily Bible cartoon
2006-06-07 12:10:04 · answer #9 · answered by daisy519 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. where is baseball mentioned in the bible?
A. in the big inning (the beginning get it..lol)
2006-06-20 07:18:30 · answer #10 · answered by liss 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋