How did Jesus Christ wipe his a$$?

Answer 1

Now that's a stupid question

Answer 2

it's never entered my mind. i do know that a lot of desert dwellers in the middle east used to wipe their backside with their left hand. if they were caught stealing their right hand would be decapitated. and so not as many people would associate with them. but about jesus, i don't have a clue.

Answer 3

Blaspheming the Holy Ghost is the un forgiven sin, are you prepared to pay that price.....


God, Jesus Christ and the Holy Spirit are ONE.

Answer 4

Let's assume he was real eventhough there is no evidence such as Jesus S-h-i-t fossil found on the sediment.

I would guess he had to sit and wiped his Holy A-s-s on the sand.

Answer 5

How did HAL wipe it's *** in "2001". You have the Christians in an uproar, thought ya might be pleased.

Answer 6

I would assume He used leaves like everyone else probably did. I don't know much about hygeine during that period of history. I did hear recently that people only used their hands. Hmmm.......I hoped they washed them before they ate lol.

Answer 7

When he was a man--just like you. Only he probably used something between his backside and hand.

Answer 8

I'm more interested in how he walked on water and a million other things.

Sheesh do you have nothing to do???

Answer 9

By placing his hand around to his bum and using paper I hope!!

Answer 10

Like any man did.

Answer 11

you need to get your head out of the gutter ya nasty little welp.