A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he
reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. He thought about her
seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to
see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking
at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question, he
replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took
her foot and stomped them flat and said, "Well, we're not having any of
that Brokeback-Mountain **** in our garden.
2006-06-07 11:40:48 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol funny
2006-06-07 11:42:59 · answer #1 · answered by [blahh] ™ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
7 out of 10
2006-06-07 11:43:06 · answer #2 · answered by tazzz6413 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A young Ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he is doing a
show in a very small town.
With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde
jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:
"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do
with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential
as a person . . because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but, women in general, and all in the name of humour!"
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde
yells,"You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little bastard on your
knee."
2006-06-07 11:55:28 · answer #3 · answered by ))-->rOXY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AWW! that is funny and sad at the same time. it is so true though, how kids are taught such horrible things.
2006-06-07 11:42:46 · answer #4 · answered by ssig1e 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 lifelong pals, Steve and Earl, the two of their 40s, have been looking contained in the woods mutually, as they did maximum each weekend. They have been hiding contained in the timber while Earl grew to become into bit by using a rattle snake top on the crotch. Steve ran all the two miles into city and strait to the universal practitioner. He advised his tale and the universal practitioner, who grew to become into treating a affected person, advised him that the only thank you to maintain his chum grew to become into to suck the poison out of him. Steve ran back to the place Earl lay and Earl, who grew to become into already quite susceptible, asked "What did the universal practitioner say?" Steve replied, "He says your going to die." I butchered that slightly in spite of the undeniable fact that it was humorous.
2016-09-28 04:33:39 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At first I was shocked by the joke but it is pretty funny.
2006-06-07 11:43:12 · answer #6 · answered by moma 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You really think that's funny? Dude, you got issues! You wanna have a farting laugh? See my Q&A's.
2006-06-07 11:44:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats cute permission to steal?
2006-06-07 13:11:27 · answer #8 · answered by WE2R1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahhahaha aaaaaaaaaawww cute and funny at the same time =D
2006-06-07 13:15:11 · answer #9 · answered by pink_latina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, sorry mate, I didn't really find that funny at all!
2006-06-07 11:43:35 · answer #10 · answered by manorris3265 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love the joke, it's funny although it didn't make me laugh too much today because I'm soooooooo sad. I miss someone very much. Please talk to me.....
2006-06-07 11:43:01 · answer #11 · answered by silhouette 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋