MISSIONARY STEW
From the Kitchens Of Idi Amin and Patrice Lamumba
85 Gallons of Water
2Baskets of Wild Carrots
1Baskets of Wild Parsnips
1Sheaf of Elephant Grass
1Bushel of Maize
200Rhinoceros Beetle Larve (Grubs)
2Warrior Shields of Tremites (Rounded)
4Helmets of Red Ants (Optional)
16Scorpions (To Taste)
2Handfuls of Trade Salt
24Crocodile Eggs (Beaten)
12Rhesus Monkey Tails
36Baboon Jowls
1Medium to Large Missionary (140-200 Lbs), Depending on Availability
(Half Portions of Ingredients for Smaller Entree (Below 140 Lbs.)
Place All Ingredients in Large Communal Cooking Pot and Bring to Boil Over Dried Gnu Dung Fire.
After Screaming Stops and Entree Sinks Below the Surface of The Water, Remove Half of The Gnu Dung And Continue Cooking (Stirring Slowing) Until Entree Again Surfaces.
Serves Village of 200
Best When Served Hot
2006-06-12 21:01:33
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answered by Anonymous
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Homemade Chocolate Peanut Butter Ice Cream!!!
2006-06-07 10:53:28
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answered by sassysugarchef 3
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Fettuccine Alfredo
2006-06-07 10:51:43
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answered by TheOnlyBeldin 7
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Timing is everything. When your really hungry and what your having at that moment just hits the nail right on the head. It could be anything. I love gourmet food, but sometimes something as simple as French toast nails it.
2006-06-07 10:54:17
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answered by spackler 6
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Chicken
2006-06-07 10:54:00
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answered by renato24d 3
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the best food in the world is FREE food, from anywhere
2006-06-07 11:30:04
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answered by tomvec629 2
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Beans and rice will provide the most nutrition for the money, or did you really mean what's the best tasting food.
2006-06-07 11:03:50
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answer #7
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answered by Bearcat 1
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Florida Spiney Lobster!!!!
2006-06-14 05:55:00
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answered by iluvdogsdee 1
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the best food in the world doubtless is the cuban food,,if you haven't tasted yet try it!!
2006-06-07 10:52:18
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answer #9
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answered by JohnCena 2
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Nutella! Chocolate + hazelnut = mmm mmm mmmmmmm
2006-06-07 10:51:41
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answered by mr_wonderful 3
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