There's this Amish girl and she tells her mom that her hands are cold. So her mom tells her to put them between her legs to get them warm. So she does and it surprisingly works.
The next day, her Amish boyfriend says his hands are cold so she tells him to put them between her legs. He does and it works, so he tells her his penis is cold and she tells him to put it between her legs.
She goes home and says,''Hey mom, do you know what a penis is?''
"Yes," her mom says.
The girl says, ''Did you know they're really messy when they thaw out?"
2006-06-07 08:54:24 · 12 answers · asked by jj? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hah good one
2006-06-07 08:57:39 · answer #1 · answered by chacha 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
man u got good jokes i having laugh so much since a long time
2006-06-07 10:31:03 · answer #2 · answered by iam_pimp22 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a very stupid "joke". Just thought I'd share that with you.
2006-06-07 10:36:18 · answer #3 · answered by xxx_dance_dance_xxx 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL that was funny
2006-06-07 09:06:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL - that's funny!
2006-06-07 12:27:26 · answer #5 · answered by manorris3265 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wowww
2006-06-07 09:03:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was so funny.
2006-06-07 08:58:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha thats a good one! : )
2006-06-07 09:35:13 · answer #8 · answered by danyella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GREATEST JOKE EVER
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2006-06-07 10:13:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-06-07 09:12:36 · answer #10 · answered by Maddie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋