Whats a really good way to slap my (soon to be ex) boyfriend across the face. The bastard made out with another girl right in front of me but he didn't even know I was there. I need to do up to him and slap him and i want my handprint on his face for like a WEEK. How can I do it so it HURTS!
2006-06-07 08:50:22 · 19 answers · asked by noname 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Upper Cute him or
Slap him really really really really really really really really really really really really really really Hard til it hurts him!
2006-06-11 19:24:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just pull your elbow really far back, down low so he doesn't see it coming and put some back into it. Newton's Law, babe. Any force acted upon by an outside force...
But if you really want my advice on the situation. Don't slap him. Don't do anything. If anything, show him what he's missing. Be smart, be classy, be funny and amazing with your friends. His loss. And don't think I don't know what you're going through. It's hell, but it hath no fury like a woman's wrath.
2006-06-07 08:54:25 · answer #2 · answered by Yukina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am not so sure that slapping is the right move, even though it may feel good. Just say that it is over, and you forgive him. That will leave an impact that a slap cannot match.
2006-06-07 08:53:06 · answer #3 · answered by Light Bringer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't slap it. Punch it on the eyes..so he can have a purple eye and wont be able to see the other girl for at least 2 weeks..
2006-06-07 09:00:13 · answer #4 · answered by latinlover4u79 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, the best way to leave an IMPRINT is when it the best time like slap him when hea bout to jump into swimming pool and he'll land flat on water which will make his body all red. Then just run
2006-06-07 08:54:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best way to slap his silly face is to never talk to him again and act like you don't care.
2006-06-07 08:53:05 · answer #6 · answered by High on Life!!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What an a$$hole. Make sure you spread your hand as wide as possible so you get lots of slapping area! If you wet your hand it'll sting more...but he might wonder why your hand is wet - so that's up to you, lol. A kick to the balls might do :-)
2006-06-07 08:53:16 · answer #7 · answered by Swaygirl27 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, do it with an open hand. Get good aimn. make sure hes full frontal. Wack it hard. Itll leave welts. Lick your hand so its wet and also its a plus cause he'll have your slobber on his face.
2006-06-07 08:53:59 · answer #8 · answered by Baby Jack born 4/5/09 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont get mad, get even! Get a photo of his best friend going down on you while you have this look of ecstasy on your face. Or even better, get a pic of you riding a guy who is the opposite race of your b/f. for some reason, this drives guys batsh*t crazy....
2006-06-07 08:57:27 · answer #9 · answered by slick_pavement 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
put some shoulder into it,but don't use like a roundhouse slap or he'll see it coming and move outta the way or block it
2006-06-07 08:55:04 · answer #10 · answered by SarcasticAnomaly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats easy wet ur hand or put some type of liquid on ur hand or get a belt wet it and hit him across the face it hurts try it.
2006-06-07 08:52:52 · answer #11 · answered by sexy_sportschick09 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋