'Cause here I am!
2006-06-07 08:24:47 · 5 answers · asked by HotDoug26 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
We all want real men... but we always get little boys...
2006-06-07 16:58:04 · answer #1 · answered by jenny2tone 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can't compete with chuck norris
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Chuck Norris got an award for masturbating in public.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
2006-06-07 15:37:05 · answer #2 · answered by anthony v 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I think I can honestly say I do not.
2006-06-07 15:32:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no thank you...the made up ones are alot funner......easy to boss around....
2006-06-07 15:29:22 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
depends on how REAL you are!
2006-06-07 18:33:44 · answer #5 · answered by someguysrcute 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋