2006-06-07 07:18:26 · 18 answers · asked by Love is the principle thing 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
One;
Respectable atheists are generally followers of logic. Logicaly speaking, the athiest knows that all he has to do is get a new bulb and replace the blown bulb. He doesn't ask God to give him light; he knows that if there is to be light in his house, he will have to put it there and he does so.
By the way, the assumption made above about atheists being large is simply a disgusting generalization made by a feeble mind with no other answer to atheism than an ad hominem argument.
2006-06-07 07:29:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Okay, I've heard this one, I'm trying to remember the punchline:
It's either:
1. None. Atheists don't believe in light bulbs.
or:
2. One. The atheist believes that each person must count on themselves to screw in the lightbulb and not count on a higher power to do so.
2006-06-07 14:29:14 · answer #2 · answered by sparky52881 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None; they're off in another joke about "screwing in a light bulb".
Wait, they leave one behind to try to figure out what "screwing on a light socket" means.
2006-06-07 14:22:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Screw ON a light socket? hmmmmmmm.
atheists don't believe in BED'S either?
cool. They are dumber than I gave them credit for.
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2006-06-07 14:47:32 · answer #4 · answered by Mr.Potato Head 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It takes one athesist to screw in a light bulb. It takes a congregation of smart *** "born agains" with "holy spirit" to figure out that they are being screwed. Then it take more than a minute.
2006-06-07 14:24:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why, none; they'd rather just sit there cursing the darkness.
(Besides which, most atheists are kinda large, and you probably couldn't fit more than one on a light socket, anyhow.)
2006-06-07 14:21:19 · answer #6 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only one atheist needs to hold up the lightbulb, but he doesn't need to screw since he believes that the universe revolves around MAN.
2006-06-07 14:40:23 · answer #7 · answered by achtung_heiss 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
0, first they need to find out what to do with the light socket.
2006-06-07 14:26:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if they can ballance on a light socket and then screw.... more power to them!
2006-06-07 14:22:11 · answer #9 · answered by impossble_dream 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
three. one to hold the chair, one to hold the third guy up; and the third guy to screw the socket with his member.
2006-06-07 14:23:44 · answer #10 · answered by Stuie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋