This drives me absolutely nuts.
2006-06-07 07:14:06 · 18 answers · asked by Bent 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Knock the cup out of his hand, knock his a** flat on the floor, step on his neck and say, "You like that b*tch!? You wanna keep sippin that coffee like that? NO? I didn't think so!!!"
2006-06-07 10:14:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 2⤋
When you see about to take a drink, ask him question. Then when he asks you what you said, tell him he would have heard you if he hadn't been slurping so loudly. A few times of this could teach him the lesson.
2006-06-08 04:33:23 · answer #2 · answered by Sassy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had this problem, and decided to beat him at his own game. Whenever he started sipping his coffee, I would slurp noisily from my bottle of vodka. I don't work there any more. Problem solved! :D
2006-06-07 23:45:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My husband does that. It drives my nuts. Tell him. I'm sure he has heard it from other people too. Say it with a smile so its a little softer .
2006-06-07 07:18:38 · answer #4 · answered by Corina 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One day when every one is making fun of one another...say, "And ______ is the sipper! Cause he sips his coffee so loud that you can hear him in china!"
If that doesn't work just say, "Hey buddy, you're cool and I dig you but man, could you please not slurp your coffee so loud? It really annoyes me!"
2006-06-07 07:18:18 · answer #5 · answered by DynamoMan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To the point!
The next time he does it just say, "Could you please not sip so loudly, it's driving me nuts."
He'll either stop or do it louder from then on.
2006-06-07 07:17:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chew gum...make bubbles...snap it...over and over...tell him you think you two sound great together...and that you think you two should try out for "American Idol" as the next duo...OR...just tell him,"Excuse me...Your loud sipping is really getting on my nerves..could you please sip quietly?"
2006-06-07 07:20:31 · answer #7 · answered by masya_art 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drink your coffee or whatever you drink gregariously loud.
2006-06-07 07:18:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i can relate. my ex did that! i wanted to put my head through a concrete wall! the more i bi@tched, the louder it got! one morning, i didn't say anything. as he started his slurping, i started blasting an air-horn. worked like a charm. it was funny to see him jump and uncontrollably cough............
^ ^ ohh look it's NANCY KAY!!!! she gave me such a sweet, warm answer too!!!!!
2006-06-07 12:57:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just fart, a silent but violent one preferably. That will clear the room and give you the silence you desire.
2006-06-07 09:34:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋