Chat up lines.....Funny ones Also!!!
2006-06-07 03:54:17 · 21 answers · asked by 3azaburd 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Q: What's the Blonde's cheer?
A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."
2006-06-07 04:01:50 · answer #1 · answered by Jubei 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Excuse me, could I have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
Can u catch? I tink I'm falling 4 u.
u must be soo tired cuz u spend da whole nite runnin through my mind!
If I flip a coin and it land heads - u call me. If it lands tails - I call u.
u look really hot! u must be the real reason for global warning.
ave u always bn dis cute, or did u ave 2 work at it?
hi! im milk, i can do ur body gud!
r you religious? cause I'm the answer to your prayers
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Do you have a plaster? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
This is your lucky day because I just happen to be single.
Is it hot in here or is it just you
u must be a parkin ticket cuz u got fine writn all over u!
if i was a butcher, ud be prime beef!
if u were a bugger, id pick u first!
ur dad must ave ben a thief cuz he stole the stars an put them n urs eyes!
did it hurt?? wen u fell 4m heaven!
ur mom must b an alien cuz ur out of this world!
nice legs!! wen do they open?
if ur left leg is halloween an ur right leg is xmas can we meet btween da holidays?
do u know cpr, cuz u take my breath away!
im lost can i come home wit u?
heres a euro! call ur mum an tell er u wont b home 2nit, cuz u've pulled!
nice pants! dey luk gud on u bt deyd luk better on my bed room floor!!
.I may not be fred flinstone but i can sure make your bed-rock!
.How do you like your eggs? Fried, scrambled or fertilised?
.Someone call the fire brigade cos you SO hot, you on FIRE!
is that a mirror in your pocket? cos i can sure see myself in your pants!
Are your parents aliens? cos you're outta this world!
2006-06-07 07:43:31 · answer #2 · answered by shaz t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. I'm new in town, can i have directions to your house.?
2.If i followed you home, would you keep me?
3.Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
4.I lost my phone number, can i have yours?
5.Your name must be Visa, because your everywhere i wanna be.
6.If i could rewrite the alphabet, i would put U and I together.
7.Girl you must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all night.
8.Were you arrested earlier? Becasue it's got to be illegal to look that good.
9.Can i have some fries to go with that shake?
2006-06-07 04:33:44 · answer #3 · answered by Miss B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I told you you had a nice body would you hold it against me.
Are your legs tired? cause you've been running through my mind all day
There's a pick up line that starts are your parents retarded I can't remember but it's really funny.
2006-06-07 04:14:21 · answer #4 · answered by ticklefoot 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi do ya fancy a f@ck
NO
oh well lie down then while i have one.
hi do ta fancy going halves on a b@stard?
hows your belly for a lodger?
ive got a tongue thats 10 inches long and i can breathe through my ears.
this one's great tell a girl that your watch is magic and that it tells you she has no knickers on when she says that is wrong i do have knickers on you tell her the watch is ten minutes fast.
2006-06-07 05:42:36 · answer #5 · answered by cassjag 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Male: Hi u must be relly tired
Female: Y?
Male: Coz uve been running through my mind all day
Male: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk past again?!
2006-06-08 01:46:07 · answer #6 · answered by loopy-lu21 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats in that purse..an AK47?? or Didnt ur mama tell u its bad manners to stare??, ok you can buy me a drink,but just one incase u had the crazy idea of me waking up in your bed tomorrw morning.
2006-06-07 04:32:46 · answer #7 · answered by joe-from- tha- hood 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
once there was a blonde crying so a brunette came and told her, what's wrong she said: my mom died, the next day she saw her again, and again she was crying the brunette said: what's wrong now???? the blonde replied my sis. talked to me on the phone and she told me her mom died!
2006-06-07 05:08:22 · answer #8 · answered by I'm eating right now. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put u and i together
i lost my number. can i have yours?
are your pants made of windex, b/c i can see myself in them
do fries go with that shake?
2006-06-07 03:59:29 · answer #9 · answered by vanilla_bean_dream 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1#: "hey beautiful, what time do you have to be back in heaven?"
2#:"the doctor reckons 3 weeks!"
2006-06-07 04:10:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
At a disco "c'mon worm, lets wriggle"
2006-06-13 07:53:20 · answer #11 · answered by charlietooo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋