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My friend (who eats horses) told me "you are what you eat". I have spent over £300 now on fish and have not yet become one. I need to become a fish asap for a race on friday.

2006-06-07 03:11:58 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink Other - Food & Drink

40 answers

Its when you spend £305 pound of fish you will become one.

2006-06-07 03:14:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 9 5

There are some special tablets you can take which will turn you into a fish in two hours. They're called Fish Aid, £4.99 for a course. You can get them from Boots, and at the moment, they are buy one get one free, so you have the option of being a fish again some time in the future. Good luck.

2006-06-07 03:18:35 · answer #2 · answered by R.I.P. 4 · 0 0

Indeed you must eat more fish....Lots more fish! So much that your DNA atcually becomes infused with the fishes and you turn into one....:P
Good luck with the race btw
(I wonder how many people won't get the joke in this question?)

2006-06-07 03:18:37 · answer #3 · answered by imshall77 2 · 0 0

The rule only applies to your friend and people who are supposed to be Kosher but eat Pork at night , in secret with the lights of. What's with that anyhow?
No more fish for you. You are beggingingnto think like one.

2006-06-07 03:15:57 · answer #4 · answered by tonyintoronto@rogers.com 4 · 0 0

Your consciousness get to same level of food. This very big topic. Human were not designed to eat animal/fish due size of intestine to body ratio. Plus fish are heavy contimated with mercury and other heavy metals. This fish will have heavy burden on system.

http://www.all-creatures.org/mhvs/nl-2003-wi-meat.html


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2006-06-07 03:23:19 · answer #5 · answered by Zee99 3 · 0 0

your friend eats horses? YOu want to become a fish? Like omg yall both need serious help.

2006-06-07 03:14:29 · answer #6 · answered by kyle 5 · 0 0

is your friend a horse?
your friend probably meant as in your health not literaly.
as for the race if its a swimming thing
you might need to do some swimming rehersals try and race the best you know
that will prepare you
good luck, fish!!

2006-06-07 03:16:41 · answer #7 · answered by lady jmx 1 · 0 0

Get into a pool maybe the effects of your lunch are not there because you need to be in the water.

Good luck on your fridays race... (watch the sharks... those are quick!)

2006-06-07 03:14:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

When you figure it out, tell me. Ive always wanted to become a zebra. Feisty little things, those zebras. Oh. btw, have you taken anything that might cause you to believe things that may not be true? Because it could ultimiatly be that you are mentally unstable....or you could just be very gullible.

2006-06-07 03:15:41 · answer #9 · answered by kitty 3 · 0 0

Oh, I love to read silly questions like these. You've made me laugh so hard. Thanks
Oh yes, your answer; If you imagine yourself as a fish during your race on Friday you will become one.

2006-06-07 03:16:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

no no you have it all wrong to become a fish a fish must eat you

Chris,
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2006-06-07 03:14:27 · answer #11 · answered by ausxmods 2 · 0 0

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