Why All the Chuck Norris Jokes?

Question

If you ask me, Charles Bronson was way more of a hard-@ss.

Answer 1

I love both chuck and bronson, they are two of the hardest guys ever to grace the screens. I loved that bit in death wish where he said to the guy do you believe in Jesus, the guy said yes i do then bronson said well youre going to meet him, they he blew him away. That was so ***** good.

Answer 2

My favourites Q: If Superman and the Flash race to the top of the earth who could win? A: Chuck Norris Q:What beats rock, paper and scissors abruptly? A:Chuck Norris Q:Chuck Norris as soon as obtained a undergo Pregnant via simply starring at it. A:It was once a male undergo Q:Chuck Norris is presently suing ABC. A:Claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and proper legs.

Answer 3

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold

Answer 4

True, but Bronson used a gun. Chuck used his fist. And becareful about disrespecting Chuck...he could kick your A**:)

Answer 5

I wish people would do a little research before spouting false information. Chuck Norris does indeed know martial arts.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris

Answer 6

I was wondering that myself. I like Chuck Norris and always have.

Answer 7

I agree, Chuck is just a product of Hollywood and doesn't even know martial arts. You can ask Christie Blinkley!

Answer 8

Clint Eastwood.

Answer 9

Well, its like all the Jack Baur jokes..
There both hard asses, perhaps not in real life but still funny.