After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past.
"C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with?"
"Baby," he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit".
Kim promised she wouldn't get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell her.
"Okay," he said, "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven - then there's you - nine, ten, 11, 12, 13.."
2006-06-07 02:42:25 · 12 answers · asked by c_o_e_u_s 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Keep them comming hun. you got the best jokes in town....online town that is, LOL
2006-06-07 09:11:28 · answer #1 · answered by ♥wasnlove69♥ 2 · 6⤊ 3⤋
LOL. Some women always change their minds so I hope that Kim is no relation to the little girl in your second joke. If she is the Husband is in serious trouble if the chopping runs in the family.
2006-06-07 10:01:32 · answer #2 · answered by Jack B Nimble 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, she wanted to know! I'm a woman and I didn't have a problem with that one.
2006-06-07 09:52:39 · answer #3 · answered by socasoccer@sbcglobal.net 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow.
2006-06-07 10:30:31 · answer #4 · answered by ticklefoot 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-06-07 09:48:33 · answer #5 · answered by ninu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol probably the second best i v heard
2006-06-07 09:49:01 · answer #6 · answered by therifleman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i thought this joke was funny and i'm a woman !!!
2006-06-07 09:46:45 · answer #7 · answered by midnightsmokerchic23 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2006-06-07 09:46:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-06-07 11:35:02 · answer #9 · answered by wanda 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That's messed up... funny.... but messed up..
2006-06-07 13:16:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋