A teacher is teaching a group of 5th graders about the human anatomy. She asks the group, "What part of the body increases 10 times in diameter when you feel excited?"
A little girl stood up and said, "I cannot believe you're asking us this! I'm gonna tell my mom and dad and they're going to have you fired!!"
The teacher ignored the little girl and asked again, "Class, what part of the body increases 10 times in diameter when you feel excited?"
The little girl turned to another child in the class and said, "Oooo! She is gonna be in SO much trouble!"
Slowly, a shy boy stood up and said very timidly, "Umm...your pupils?"
"Correct!" the teacher said with a smile. Suddlenly, she turned to the little girl and said sternly, "First of all, you have a dirty mind. Secondly, you did not do your homework. And lastly, you are going to be very disappointed!"
2006-06-07 02:39:00 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It is amusing. And I learned something.
2006-06-07 02:45:09 · answer #1 · answered by elgil 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, that's pretty funny. Not the best I've ever heard, but not bad.
2006-06-07 09:44:50 · answer #2 · answered by lil2much2handle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the joke it was funny.
2006-06-07 09:45:30 · answer #3 · answered by Jack B Nimble 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've not enough time to read ur joke...... as i have to answer as many questions, as i can......
so SORRYYYY
2006-06-07 09:51:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like the way you think!
2006-06-07 09:46:41 · answer #5 · answered by Peter B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very good
2006-06-07 09:46:18 · answer #6 · answered by therifleman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard it already
2006-06-07 09:48:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!
2006-06-07 09:50:22 · answer #8 · answered by ninu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty good pretty good
2006-06-07 09:45:27 · answer #9 · answered by midnightsmokerchic23 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SMILES!
2006-06-08 00:08:48 · answer #10 · answered by pickle head 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋