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What more do you want?

He's been in mourning since his son died you know. He used to be a lot more angry and active in the days before Jesus. Always causing wars, famines, plagues, earthquakes and floods and so forth to get to the people he didn't like. And he seemed to have more time to talk one on one with guys like Adam, Moses, Abraham, David back then. Not anymore. Hardly hear from him.

Sometimes I wondered if he is working on things like tsunamis, volcanoes, hurricanes, 9-11 and so forth, but the Christians all tell me that it is really the devil doing all that work.

I don't know, maybe this "God" fellow is just getting too old.

2006-06-07 02:21:51 · answer #1 · answered by idspudnik 4 · 3 1

"God fellow"?.
you really have no clue of the level difference between you and God.

Read:

Quan ch39
[67] They made not a just estimate of Allâh such as is due to Him. And on the Day of Resurrection the whole of the earth will be grasped by His Hand and the heavens will be rolled up in His Right . Glorified is He, and High is He above all that they associate as partners with Him!

2006-06-07 02:24:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Eventhough he doesn't exist, I'll pretend he does.

What he's been doing all that time? Killing. Wiping out entire species to let others spread out. And when that time has come, then that species will be wiped out as well.

And making people lose their self-belief. Poor people who fall for his tricks. Like 'I am the only way' n stuff like that.

Kinda funny, he's basically the only one who can kill/injure/eradicate/brainwash without being punished. I mean, just imagine God would be in court. Shoot, he'd be sentenced for killing over how many millions of years?

On a side note: Why I'm speking badly of christianity's boss? Simple. Serves you Christians right for talking bad about all the other religions.

2006-06-07 02:27:58 · answer #3 · answered by Tunkson 3 · 0 0

God has his own timing .Or one can say the Universe has it's own timing.Then there is our timing. You know when you try to get something done and no matter what you do it just isn't happening ? It's not happenning because it's not time yet.Universal timing is perfect. That's why knowing the Stars and Cosmos is important. The Universe has it's clock.

2006-06-07 02:23:13 · answer #4 · answered by tonyintoronto@rogers.com 4 · 0 0

Jesus is allegedly in the flesh. Which means he cannot travel faster than the speed of light. Since heaven is not in the visible universe, Jesus is zooming along somewhere in outer space.

It will be several billion years before he reaches heaven and then he has to make the return trip.

2006-06-07 02:26:11 · answer #5 · answered by Left the building 7 · 0 0

I think you need to watch that tone of yours with this "God fellow". If you can't ask a question from a respectful point of view, then don't ask. It's that simple.

2006-06-07 02:20:51 · answer #6 · answered by MadforMAC 7 · 0 0

How do you know God is a fellow?

2006-06-07 02:25:03 · answer #7 · answered by Smeghead 1 · 0 0

He has been watching a lot of tv lately.

He is currently in Germany for the World Cup.

2006-06-07 02:23:33 · answer #8 · answered by Adam 7 · 0 0

I'll tell you what he's been doing. He's been sitting around watching his beautiful creation go to ruins and watching those whom he created and so dearly loved enough to have his son die for them claim they don't believe in him and kill eachother.

2006-06-07 02:22:12 · answer #9 · answered by Lori O 2 · 0 0

playing with my balls
scince i am the devil
did you all like my like gimic from yesterday
all you wishing that the world would come to an end
Hell are you alll in a hurry to die ??
anticipating the end !!!!! Losers

2006-06-07 02:22:34 · answer #10 · answered by mc_1_2000 3 · 0 0

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