There was a guy who was taking good care of his body; he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day.
One morning, he looks into the mirror and admires his body. He notices that he is really sun tanned all over except one part and he decides to do something about it.
He goes to the beach, completely undresses and buries himself in the dand except for the one part sticking out.
Two little old ladies are strolling along the beach and one looks down and says, "There really is no justice in this world."
The other little old lady says, "What do you mean?"
The first little old lady says, "Look at that."
"When I was 10 years old, I was afraid of it."
"When I was 20 years old, I was curious about it."
"When I was 30 years old, I enjoyed it."
"When I was 40 years old, I asked for it."
"When I was 50 years old, I paid for it."
"When I was 60 years old, I prayed for it."
"When I was 70 years old, I forgot about it."
"And now that I'm 80, the damned things are growing wild!!"
2006-06-07 02:05:49 · 19 answers · asked by c_o_e_u_s 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
your too funny!
2006-06-07 09:03:01 · answer #1 · answered by ♥wasnlove69♥ 2 · 8⤊ 0⤋
In a village every year on a particular day all male members assemble at one place taking the key of their locked houses. After few glasses of drink the keys are collected and thrown up. Each one picks one key and based on the house number marked in the key chain the male members go and open the house to have sex with the woman there.
It so happened a fellow got his own house key and when he entered his house his wife was so dejected and cursed her ill luck saying how come even on a festival day i get the same old partner.
2006-06-07 09:13:22 · answer #2 · answered by THATHA75 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have hit the nail at the right spot !! Without using any vulgar words, Bravo!!
2006-06-07 09:10:51 · answer #3 · answered by Bolan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2006-06-07 09:11:52 · answer #4 · answered by rives 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey bolan who says that what this dude is tslking about is vulgar?no no no u evil minded creature
Nway you sure know how to crank people up
wheres the source???????
2006-06-07 09:14:54 · answer #5 · answered by 1jala 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute. Got a smile out of me.
2006-06-07 09:09:48 · answer #6 · answered by themisslita 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really enjoyed that one!!!
2006-06-07 09:11:38 · answer #7 · answered by tbbr4 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahhahahhahahha bummer
2006-06-07 10:21:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow!! Hilarius.
2006-06-07 09:08:44 · answer #9 · answered by jessssssssssssssss 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2006-06-07 09:11:05 · answer #10 · answered by PIGLETT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2006-06-07 09:13:17 · answer #11 · answered by bigjimmyguy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋