2006-06-07 02:00:28 · 18 answers · asked by MojoMan 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Like Father time could get it up for either of them. Sheesh.
2006-06-07 02:50:36 · answer #1 · answered by Laura 4 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Well, it seems we have a real problem here!
See, in order for mother nature to be a real mother, she would have needed to get busy with some other "father" before father time. Perhaps she got busy with Father Mulcahy from MASH 4077 and they had a little nature-boy. I bet they named him Rick Flare. Anyway, father time must have cheated on mother earth, because she seems a bit cranky these days : )
Cheers
Jon
2006-06-07 09:02:49 · answer #2 · answered by jonthecomposer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mother Earth & Mother Nature are one and the same.
2006-06-07 09:03:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes...but Mother earth found out and he begged forgiveness. Well this just ticked Mother nature off and she sent her daughters Katrina and Rita to get back at him.
2006-06-07 21:34:20 · answer #4 · answered by smilesfromred 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And since "the sins of the father are revisited upon by the son"...
The Good Son got down with The General's Daughter.
(both disturbing movies by the way)
2006-06-07 19:26:50 · answer #5 · answered by Question Monster 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. Their love child, Brother's Keeper, was involved in an altercation with Twisted Sister a few years back.
2006-06-07 17:42:09 · answer #6 · answered by Rebekah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is "Grandfather Clock" (from Captain Kangeroo) the father of "Father Time" ???
.... and was it.."Mother Earth" that was screamin: "Don't mess with "Mother Nature"...........I thought that was directed to "us"...
2006-06-07 09:09:59 · answer #7 · answered by Uwanna Kissimmi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. did u make that 1 up urself? its great. but if u rili want an answer, according 2 d Bible, the sun didnt wake up one morning, and that way in February only has 29 days,.,.,.,.,.,
2006-06-07 09:05:49 · answer #8 · answered by ♥PurePoison♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They had an "understanding." It wasn't cheating, but they had such a rivalry, he couldn't ever get them to participate in a threesome.
2006-06-07 10:42:40 · answer #9 · answered by Dave 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope!
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2006-06-07 11:18:02 · answer #10 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋