Two men were sneaking in a quick game of Golf one Tuesday morning. They were both a bit annoyed at the fact that the two players on the next hole, who were just soooo slow at the game, did not even have the curtesy to waive them on to play through. After nine holes and the time getting near noon, the two men realize they must do something. One man says to the other that he will go to next hole and ask the people there if they may play through. He starts heading towards them, gets half way and turns around. He comes back and explains to his friend that: "I can't ask them, for one of them is my wife and the other is my mistress" The second man says he will go and ask them to play through. The second man departs, gets about half way, turn around and comes back and said: "Small world"
2006-06-07 01:39:02 · 14 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
BYE PALSnGals
2006-06-07 01:39:29 · update #1
Yeah small world. I wonder why they still wanted to play through after the first guy realized who they were. I never understood golf.
2006-06-07 01:43:22 · answer #1 · answered by ticklefoot 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good one, lol. Bye Pd.
Thx for the laugh.
2006-06-07 03:11:30 · answer #2 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bye bye Pd
2006-06-07 01:54:06 · answer #3 · answered by sumire 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Huh?
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2006-06-07 05:46:44 · answer #4 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't they just whack each other with their golf clubs.
2006-06-07 01:46:12 · answer #5 · answered by joann_xvi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol bye Pd!! have a good 1 :)
2006-06-07 01:43:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one! i'm sure there's someone on this site who's been through something like this:-)
2006-06-07 01:43:34 · answer #7 · answered by vanilla_bean_dream 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yikes...now thats a hole in one
2006-06-07 02:03:03 · answer #8 · answered by Amishcow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAAH!!! Pd!!! hehehe...man...i wld not wanna b in tt situation...
2006-06-07 03:39:23 · answer #9 · answered by risky_1986 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-06-07 02:01:39 · answer #10 · answered by PIGLETT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋