2006-06-07 01:38:05 · 16 answers · asked by unsure 1 in Health ➔ Other - Health
be as mean as you can and call them as many names as possible, and then see if they get one. if you are trying to teach a democrat, or are one yourself, it may not work very well and may earn responses such as "LIAR!" "stupid!" or even "oil stock investor!" whereas if you or the other person is a republican, you will soon be hearing "well you have a big head and you hug trees, but you still eat their fruit!"
2006-06-07 01:42:35 · answer #1 · answered by bob 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
make him listen to madonna's latest songs in the confessions on a dance floor album.
please don't say you're sorry
i've heard it all before
and i can take care of myself
don't explain yourself
cause talk is cheap
there's more important things than hearing you weep
2006-06-20 13:25:45 · answer #2 · answered by jeromemarkgonzales 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Snappy banter is born not made. Good luck on that one. It took me quite a while to get the cahones to "come back".
2006-06-20 23:41:24 · answer #3 · answered by jengo1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is not something that comes naturally to some ppl like myself. i think teaching someone to behave with dignity in situations like that might come in handier
2006-06-18 11:09:15 · answer #4 · answered by ladyofthehollow 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it takes practice, and some wit so it's not just a mean spirited attempt at humor. however, there are standard comebacks that are almost always used, given the right circumstances.
2006-06-07 08:43:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First lose all self respect,
I really don't know? My husband has the quickest wise cracks... but he is also be-littling and hurt full. So kill'em with kindness. K?
2006-06-19 23:41:06 · answer #6 · answered by 4mom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
watch yo momma on MTV if the person is a quick learner then there should be no problem!
2006-06-21 00:11:09 · answer #7 · answered by Avery D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it takes practice andy ou can always study by watching yo momma on mtv.
2006-06-16 17:54:27 · answer #8 · answered by NAT 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a gift, you can't teach it
2006-06-18 18:12:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
send them to me. i will teach them
2006-06-20 23:46:29 · answer #10 · answered by Annika 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋