A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?"
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and Firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but Hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?"
"Yes, see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated the wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum , how many kind of penises are there?" The mother smiles, and looks at her husband and answers, "Well, dear, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, his penis is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it Is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
“Yes, dead from the root up & the balls are there for decoration only!"
This is just a joke. Don't take it personally, okay?
2006-06-07 01:08:32 · 8 answers · asked by joann_xvi 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i have never heard this one before. I LOVE IT!!! gold star for you:-)
2006-06-07 01:45:40 · answer #1 · answered by vanilla_bean_dream 5 · 15⤊ 1⤋
Ahahaha! Really funny! Cheers!
2006-06-07 08:36:41 · answer #2 · answered by Ananas 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GJ.
Welcome to the club.
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2006-06-07 12:42:45 · answer #3 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA! a very good one!
2006-06-07 09:31:02 · answer #4 · answered by patry 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good one
2006-06-07 09:00:08 · answer #5 · answered by jj? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THat Is mad!
Fully sick!
2006-06-07 08:46:06 · answer #6 · answered by Prince Charmant! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are too funny.
2006-06-08 00:58:31 · answer #7 · answered by Erik 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!! That was so great! Thanks! Have a great day!
2006-06-07 09:27:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋