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My answer is NO !! There is one thing that ONLY Man can do and a Woman can never !!!
It's possible ONLY for a man to write 8 on WALL while peeing !!
Anyone Agree ??

2006-06-06 23:53:25 · 15 answers · asked by X P 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

15 answers

Yes, I agree. Only man can do such a dumb and uncivilized thing. Yes, I agree that that's the ONLY thing that women can't do. The rest, we can do, even better than men. You can only name 1 but we women can do more than 5 things that men, definitely, cannot do.

Men can't live without women, men can't bear children (don't start preaching that we can't bear 1 without your sperm. Mary, mother of Jesus, bore him without somebody else's sperm, that's a fact), men can't think straight when a child gets sick, men can't do their jobs in the office when they have grave domestic problems, men can't mend their own ripped off clothes, men can't do three things at the same time (like cleaning the house while babysitting while cooking at the same time), men can't do four things at the same time (ex. cleaning the house while babysitting while cooking while teaching an older kid his assignment), men can't do 5 things at the same time (ex. cleaning the house while babysitting while cooking while teaching an older kid his assignment while doing the laundry), men can't be a career person, a breadwinner, a wife, and a mother at the same time, and so on.... I can name more but it'll take too much space.

Haven't you wondered why God created women? Because God knows that man is not perfect. He can only be perfect with a woman by his side.


PS. Am not a man-hater. But you guys have to learn the importance of women in your lives and because of that importance, you must learn how to treat them with love, care, & respect (be she your mother, sister, girlfriend, wife, or daughter).

2006-06-07 00:44:14 · answer #1 · answered by Mye 4 · 1 0

"You know you're a redneck when...


1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.


2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.


3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.


4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.


5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive.



6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.


7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.


8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.


9. You come back from the dump with more than you took.


10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.


11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.


12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.


13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.


14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.


15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.


16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.


17. You have a rag for a gas cap.


18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.


19. You wonder how service stations keep their restroom's so clean.


20. You can spit without opening your mouth.


21. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.


22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.


23. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.


24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Walmart.


25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.


26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.


27. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements.


28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.


29. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.


30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65.

2006-06-08 02:46:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I can write eight on a wall while peeing! Just give me a marker!

2006-06-07 21:32:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

u r right , many things woman cant do which men do and,
there are many things which woman can do but not man.
so both have their importance and are necessity for each other.
if they work together then only the world will be ok

2006-06-07 07:02:44 · answer #4 · answered by fazi 3 · 0 0

Put me in a bathroom, give me a magic marker and I will prove a woman can do it.

2006-06-07 07:08:25 · answer #5 · answered by carole0103 4 · 0 0

what a dirty example ? cant u find a better one ? du u usually pee on the walls ?

2006-06-07 07:03:22 · answer #6 · answered by udayy2 3 · 0 0

A man don't need to say the last word....You've opened a can of worms here mate.......

2006-06-07 06:57:38 · answer #7 · answered by Joe King 4 · 0 0

well the woman can be very talented! And no women can not produce sperm

2006-06-13 22:50:02 · answer #8 · answered by j_e_kendall 1 · 0 0

well it's possible for woman too if they are professionally trained

2006-06-07 06:56:17 · answer #9 · answered by chocobo 2 · 0 0

no women can do a lot of things

2006-06-07 06:56:03 · answer #10 · answered by nicegirl187smile 5 · 0 0