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Question

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes and bows in prayer.

His friend says, "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man."

The man then replies, "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."

Another:

Last night I went to a 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours." He goes: "Not in a row!"

Third:

Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat. "I’ll have some ******’ French toast," he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. "Well, I guess that leaves more ******’ French toast for me," he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. "I don’t know," he says meekly, "but I definitely don’t want the ******’ French toast."

Answer 1

You got a thumbs up kid. i liked 'em all. at together?? a 6.
whats next son??? more jokes??

Answer 2

They were funny I like you interesting sense of humor!!!! 1.9/10 2.)8/10 3.)7/10

Answer 3

the first one was a definite 2. 10 being remotely amusing. it's not 1 because it had a promising beginninig. it's not 3 because it just doesn't flow very well.

Answer 4

Old jokes but made me laugh again.

8/10





--- LeeeN @ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ilovejokes

Answer 5

1--6/10
2--4/10
3--7/10

Answer 6

another classic! 2 out of ten

Answer 7

Sweet joke!

Answer 8

I like the last one, dude

Answer 9

1] ***
2]****
3]*****

Answer 10

fair