2006-06-06 21:43:26 · 7 answers · asked by milk_and_cocopuffs 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
call sumone and dont say anything for a while when the reciever's all "Hello? Hello? Anybody there?" Say "how many times are you gonna say that? Your tearing my ear drums!" Then the person will ask "who do you want to speak with? " OR "who are you?" if the question is who do u wana spek to, answer : you. if he asks who r u, say its none of ur business. then the man'll ask : say OR u just start speaking : your bloody dog, killed my bloody cat, on the bloody road next to ur bloody house. how dare u let tht happen, u bloody person?" or say "i can seeeeeeeee u. ur the fat baldy wearing the towel rite? ha-ha! boy are u looking funny! try losing some weight, fatso." the man will get angry and say "where are you calling from?" answer : from the sky, why? next thing u no, he/she's hung up!
P.S. be sure the guy/gal duznt hav a caller i-d
2006-06-06 22:07:27 · answer #1 · answered by SammyK ♥ Brett Lee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You (or whoever is doing the prank call)- Do you know what a truck sounds like when it's reversing??
Person on the other end- (Their reply could vary so I'm not going to mention anything).
You- Hang up phone and then the beeping will come on.
You get it?!? A truck reversing makes that sound beep, beep, beep.
2006-06-06 22:58:37 · answer #2 · answered by lyric 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Breathe heavy and say whatre you wearing, and if its a freaked out old lady well all the better. Although this tends to work best of youre trying to scare off telephone salesmen....
2006-06-06 21:45:50 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK
1- At the grocery store> Do you have crab legs? wear pants no one will notice.
2- At store> do you have prince Albert tobacco in the can? Well let him out before he suffocates.
2006-06-06 21:46:49 · answer #4 · answered by jaantoo1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say : " Hi! I'm your niece Sandy! Calling from Beijing. I do miss you aunty/uncle"
" I don't know you. Wrong numer"
" Don't hang up!" Wait... I'll call my mum.."
Then leave it for a long time and when they are about to hang up...
"Ok...It's a joke, guess who I am?"
And leave them guessing....
2006-06-06 23:24:21 · answer #5 · answered by asdf. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You - Is Mr Wing there?
Them - No
You - Is Mr Wong there?
Them - No
You - Oh sorry must have Wing the Wong Number!
2006-06-07 00:34:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
C'mon Kid, dont u have better things to do????
2006-06-06 22:52:44 · answer #7 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋