My sister worked at a pancake house in a high tourist area. I called and begged them to make square pancakes for my son. I told her that we were on vacation and that we always go for square pancakes in our hometown on Sundays. I even pretended to cry and act really desperate. I told them I was at wits end because my son was just distraught and throwing a tantrum over not having his square pancakes.
My friend and I used to call hotels when we were bored and pretend to speak another language and mumble some unintelligible name in a heavy accent and then pretend to get really flustered when the person didn't understand.
2006-06-06 21:29:28
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answered by beckini 6
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Get really drunk and call all of your ex's. Or, in my younger days I'd speak as if I had a severe speech impedement. So the person would be trying to understand and be polite, and stay on the phone. You could do a studder too. But it's hard not to laugh. Good Luck!
2006-06-06 21:24:36
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answered by Anonymous
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Hello,is Robby (or any other name) there? She/he will probably say: Sorry,wrong number. Then call again: Hi,Robby is here.Has anyone called me? LOL She/he will seem so confused.
There is another one: You just call someone and start talking:Hi Josh (or any other name)!You won't believe what happened!Just before you left yesterday... (so,you start blah,blah,blah,but don't let him/her to say a word.Just talk for about 5 minutes whats happened and at the end,she/he will be so annoyed and then she/he will tell you:You got the wrong number! I am not Josh!!!
LOL
Or maybe,a short one:
-Is this butchers shop?
-No,sorry,wrong number.
-So,how come I'm talking to a cow?
LOL
2006-06-06 21:27:17
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answered by Anonymous
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This is totally hillarious! You have to have 3-way calling. Call a Chinese Restaurant and wait til they answer then place them on hold and real quick call another Chinese Restaurant and hook them up together. It's so funny to hear them yelling at eachother in Chinese asking eachother why they called!!!!!!
2006-06-06 21:24:46
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answered by julia4evert 4
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yup, call a random person and ask "hallo" (in that funny Jamaican accent or what ever accent) "may i speak to Ms muka-shaka?" and if that person says sorry, you have the wrong phone no. then go "ok, how about Mr mama's boy" and keep throwing the person will dodgy lines until they hang up.
2006-06-06 21:25:14
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answered by Ally 3
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a million.properly you ought to tell somebody you want a plate,melted butter,and salt. tell them which you observed on a television instruct that it mentioned that in case you place salt on melted butter it rather is going to start to get heat. (placed your supply up the butter with the salt on it and faux to experience the warmth temperature say something like aah heat or regardless of then tell them to objective it and whilst they placed the their supply up it and at as quickly as wreck their hand down and it incredibly is going to be all messy and the reaction is hilarious! 2. you ought to try this one it rather is exceptionally straightforward yet you yet saran wrap stretched around the rest room seat so whilst they pass a million it rather is going to fall of the rest room or get them moist and in the event that they pass extensive sort 2 they are going to easily sit down on it and it would be nasty 3. Take some salt and placed it on someones toothbrush and whilst they brush their tooth it would be gross. 4. Take a rubber band and placed it around a sort of sink sprayers, and verify it rather is tight adequate so whilst they turn the sink on they gets soaked! 5. This one isn't that super properly i do no longer think of so, properly anyhow take a cup or 2 cups fill them with water and once you pay attention the rest room flush get waiting and whilst they pass to open the door they gained't assume and sell off the water decrease than the door and their socks gets soaked. 6. This one is previous yet take a bucket of warmth water and whilst somebody is drowsing stick their hand interior the water and that they are particular to pee themselves. desire those helped!!
2016-10-15 09:31:26
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answered by Anonymous
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I work nights, and in the very early hours we used to go through classified adverts, and phone people up asking about their car/ caravan/ washing machine that was for sale, and wanting to go round to their house there and then to test it out!
Another one was to phone up random phone Nos, and when they answer we'd tell them that it was 3 am and shouldn't they be asleep.
2006-06-06 21:46:55
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answered by Emma Monkey 6
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THIS IS SOOO OLD. YOU CALL A STORE (THAT CARRIES TOBACCO PRODUCTS) AND ASK IF THEY HAVE PRINCE ALBERT IN A CAN..IF THEY SAY YES, YOUR RESPONSE "WELL YA BETTER LET HIM OUT!!" BUT MY BEST ONE WAS AT WORK.WE WERE TRAVEL AGENTS..I TOLD MY FRIEND SHE HAD A CALL FROM 'MR LYON' ABOUT ARRANGING TRAVEL..THE CALL BACK INFO HAD THE PHONE NUMBER TO THE LOCAL ZOO!!
2006-06-06 21:30:17
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answered by KEEPEROFTHEGATE 1
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You - Is Mr Wing there?
Them - No
You - Is Mr Wong there?
Them - No
You - Oh sorry must have Wing the Wong Number!
2006-06-07 00:42:23
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answered by Anonymous
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Talk in japanese or chinese accent, and don't stop talking until he/she hangs up. Then call him/her again and say the same thing.
2006-06-06 23:17:53
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answered by joann_xvi 4
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